| 29th January 2007 11:48 AM |
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| LadyJane |
LONDON (Reuters) - For Anglicans who still haven't found what they're looking for, the Church of England is staging its first "U2-charist" communion service -- replacing hymns with hit songs by the Irish supergroup.
"Rock music can be a vehicle of immense spirituality," said Bishop of Grantham Timothy Ellis, announcing plans for the unique service in the central English town of Lincoln in May.
A live band is to play U2 classics like "Beautiful Day" and "Mysterious Ways" with special singalong lyrics displayed on a giant screen. Seating for the 500-strong congregation is to be re-arranged so everyone can dance and wave their hands.
The service is to focus on the Millennium development goals -- U2's lead singer Bono is a leading promoter of the targets to alleviate world poverty.
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LJ |
| 29th January 2007 11:58 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
Would they mind if I pissed in the collection basket? |
| 29th January 2007 12:04 PM |
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| Jumacfly |
Sickening.
Now time for puking!
I don't thank you LJ  |
| 29th January 2007 12:13 PM |
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| Riffhard |
I've always said that one day Bono will die for our sins. This is just further proof.
Riffy |
| 29th January 2007 12:39 PM |
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Darling,
You've really found out the way to spoil my day and to make me lose my holy faith, and that just aint right. |
| 29th January 2007 12:47 PM |
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| BONOISLOVE |
What a beautiful way to start a week! It can't get any better. Hang on a second there... I just received an e-mail! It's from a "DoctorStiffy", claiming that he knows how to "GetItUP AndKeepItUP". Isn't that the cutest thing?? I'm sure it contains some revealing information about how to get up every morning and to "keep up" the spirits of joy and wonder. I can't wait to read it!!
Now YOU go and tell me about how it could possibly get any better than this!! |
| 29th January 2007 02:22 PM |
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| LadyJane |
THIS is closer than we know! 
LJ. |
| 29th January 2007 02:38 PM |
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| pdog |
God hates U2! |
| 29th January 2007 03:59 PM |
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| parmeda |
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
THIS is closer than we know!
LJ.
...never!
The Knights of Columbus would fag his ass right out the back door before this happens. |
| 29th January 2007 04:07 PM |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
parmeda wrote:
...never!
The Knights of Columbus would fag his ass right out the back door before this happens.
The Knights of Columbus!!!!!!!
Only YOU!!!
Honey, the average age of today's Knight is about 85, no??
LJ. |
| 29th January 2007 04:30 PM |
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| SheRat |
quote:
parmeda wrote:
...never!
The Knights of Columbus would fag his ass right out the back door before this happens.
You've seen the KoC uniform, right?
Pretty faggy... |
| 29th January 2007 04:37 PM |
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| gypsy |
quote:
SheRat wrote:
You've seen the KoC uniform, right?
Pretty faggy...
Can't be any worse than this:
[Edited by gypsy] |
| 29th January 2007 04:41 PM |
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| parmeda |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Can't be any worse than this:
[Edited by gypsy]
Wanna bet?
Check the dude in the purple!
...and what's with the plumes?
Is that really necessary?
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| 29th January 2007 04:43 PM |
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| SheRat |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Can't be any worse than this:
hmmm. I wouldn't say worse. But equal...
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| 29th January 2007 04:45 PM |
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| pdog |
even Jesus hates Bono |
| 29th January 2007 04:47 PM |
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| gypsy |
quote:
SheRat wrote:
The C10? |
| 29th January 2007 04:52 PM |
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| SheRat |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
The C10?
ROTFLMAO.
seriously.
Snap!
one question: which one's the priest?
[Edited by SheRat] |
| 29th January 2007 04:54 PM |
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| gypsy |
quote:
SheRat wrote:
ROTFLMAO.
seriously.
Snap!
one question: which one's the priest?
[Edited by SheRat]
Maxlugar, of course. But you can bet Feej is hoping it's him. |
| 29th January 2007 04:55 PM |
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| pdog |
quote:
SheRat wrote:
one question: which one's the priest?
[Edited by SheRat]
JOEY?
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| 29th January 2007 05:55 PM |
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| LadyJane |
The Catholic girls know our Knights.
lmfao.
I told ya the average age was 85!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LJ. |
| 29th January 2007 08:39 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Would they mind if I pissed in the collection basket?
< ----- You are on FIRE !!!!!!! |
| 30th January 2007 01:04 AM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
>I've always said that one day Bono will die for our sins.<
Well then I hope he croaks it tomorrow Riffy! You'll be like the RO version of Nostradamus. |
| 30th January 2007 01:28 AM |
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| Brainbell Jangler |
Huh? That was supposed to make me sick? I was expecting more on Hot Carls or something. |
| 31st January 2007 10:41 AM |
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| Joey |
" I was expecting more on Hot Carls or something."
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| 31st January 2007 02:09 PM |
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| gypsy |
quote:
Joey wrote:
" I was expecting more on Hot Carls or something."
You're POSTIN' baby! |
| 31st January 2007 02:22 PM |
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| pdog |
OMG!
What if Bono and Paris had a baby?
It's Alive!
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| 31st January 2007 03:18 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
You're POSTIN' baby!
That's right !
Keep reading my Princess and I will continue ...... CONTINUE to keep postin' ALL THAT GOLD you have become so accustomed to these past twenty - one years .
'Kins !
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| 31st January 2007 03:39 PM |
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| Jakeb206 |
I like U2, but more and more nowadays, I am really starting to think Bono might be the Antichrist. This further makes my point valid |
