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Topic: When the President Talks To God ! ......( NSC ) Return to archive Page: 1 2
January 22nd, 2005 03:55 PM
Joey WHEN THE PRESIDENT TALKS TO GOD !!!!!



" When the president talks to God

are the conversations brief or long

does he ask to rape our womens' rights

or to send poor farm kids off to die

when the president recommends an oil hike

when the president talks to God .


When the president talks to God

are the words he chooses hard or soft

is he resolute all down the line

is every issue black or white

does what God say ever change his mind

when the president talks to God .


When the president talks to God

does he fake that drawl or merely nod

agree which convicts should be killed

where the prison's built and filled

which vote or fraud must be concealed

when the president talks to God .


When the president talks to God

I wonder which one plays the better cop

we should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke

no, they're lazy, george, I say we don't

just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke

that's what God reccomends .


When the president talks to God

do they drink their beer and go play golf

when they pick which country should we invade

and which heathen souls still can be saved

yeah I guess God just calls a spade a spade

when the president talks to God .


When the president talks to God

does he ever think that maybe he's not?

that that voice is just inside his head

when he kneels down in the presidential bed

does he ever smell his own bullshit

when the president talks to God " .



I Thank You All For Your Time Today !



Joey Oberst ™

January 22nd, 2005 04:18 PM
kath joey, honey!!! you must have gotten all sweaty typing that...come to kath!!!
January 22nd, 2005 04:36 PM
Lavendar I vote for JOEY! Yes you only have to wait another 1458 days] to serve us YOUR shit!
January 22nd, 2005 06:57 PM
sirmoonie Joey, do you have the lyrics to the SDI's version of Champagne Supernova? Does anyone? Any SDIs out there?

Man, I was out to lunch on the SDIs. Missed the boat. Boat o' miss.

"Chain boil the flap bash, Ronnie!"
January 24th, 2005 09:24 AM
Joey " Joey, do you have the lyrics to the SDI's version of Champagne Supernova? Does anyone? Any SDIs out there? "


Moonie .................................


You make Joey smile !


The " SDI's " remain the funniest and most clever posters of our generation .

" You mean the grape hath won Otis ?!?! ... Say it isn't so ?!?! "


" You are such a JackAss .....Dance like a Clown for me ! "


" R.I.P. Johnny ! "

Joey Carson ( the memory lives on ..... )

January 24th, 2005 11:49 AM
gimmekeef If there really was a God....there'd be no f'innnnn politicians.I personally have no use for either....
January 24th, 2005 11:52 AM
Joey " If there really was a God....there'd be no f'innnnn politicians.I personally have no use for either.... "

Gimmekeef ............................


I am greatly saddened by the death of one John William Carson .... He WILL be missed !

" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "

Joey Carson ( in memoriam )


January 24th, 2005 01:01 PM
gimmekeef Joey, I share your sense of loss over Carson...truly one of the great originals!
January 24th, 2005 01:49 PM
not bound to please The SDIs were a couple of jackasses harassing a much better (and more interesting) poster off the board...

What are you having for lunch today, Joey?
January 24th, 2005 02:21 PM
Joey " The SDIs were a couple of jackasses harassing a much better (and more interesting) poster off the board... "

<------ Baby Steel Magnolia ?!?!?!

" What are you having for lunch today, Joey? "

Hello Lambchop ....................................

I just got back from lunch at " Panera Bread " . I had the " French Onion Soup "

Mmmmmmmmm ! Tasty

......................and you ?!?!

Lambies , do you plan on watching Larry King Live with me's tonight ? ( ED McMAHON is the featured guest ) .


Skittles " Babe " Joe !

Skittles Joe !


January 24th, 2005 03:30 PM
not bound to please
quote:
Joey wrote:
" The SDIs were a couple of jackasses harassing a much better (and more interesting) poster off the board... "

<------ Baby Steel Magnolia ?!?!?!

" What are you having for lunch today, Joey? "

Hello Lambchop ....................................

I just got back from lunch at " Panera Bread " . I had the " French Onion Soup "

Mmmmmmmmm ! Tasty

......................and you ?!?!

Lambies , do you plan on watching Larry King Live with me's tonight ? ( ED McMAHON is the featured guest ) .


Skittles " Babe " Joe !

Skittles Joe !






Panera Bread's brocolli cheddar soup is fabulous, as is Trader Joe's French Onion, which may be found in the frozen foods isle.
January 24th, 2005 03:32 PM
jb When good pets go wild!!!!
January 24th, 2005 03:35 PM
voodoopug
quote:
jb wrote:
When good pets go wild!!!!



Is Monster out of control again?
January 24th, 2005 03:41 PM
jb
quote:
voodoopug wrote:


Is Monster out of control again?

No, he is enjoying the cool weather and feeling frisky....some new people moved next door and I saw an outdoor cat cage which Monstr is obsessed with...have not seem the feline yet.....
January 24th, 2005 03:42 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
No, he is enjoying the cool weather and feeling frisky....some new people moved next door and I saw an outdoor cat cage which Monstr is obsessed with...have not seem the feline yet.....



I just took a MASSIVE ' afternoon ' dump
January 24th, 2005 03:45 PM
jb
quote:
Joey wrote:


I just took a MASSIVE ' afternoon ' dump

"What will Joey do this afternoon"(In Ed McMahons voice)
January 24th, 2005 04:17 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
"What will Joey do this afternoon"(In Ed McMahons voice)




He will " shit " a whole lot more ...............and you 's ?!?!

" ..... that is very 'skewed ' Ronnie ! "

Sass !
January 24th, 2005 04:19 PM
jb "Little action" in Ed's voice.......
January 24th, 2005 04:20 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
"Little action" in Ed's voice.......





January 24th, 2005 04:25 PM
jb "Correct again Sir!!!"
January 24th, 2005 04:26 PM
Joey

" You Flatter Me Sir " ( in Ed's voice )

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
January 24th, 2005 04:31 PM
glencar This is almost as good as the LJ/gypsy imitation of you two (U2, get it?) flakes!
January 24th, 2005 04:32 PM
Joey
quote:
glencar wrote:
This is almost as good as the LJ/gypsy imitation of you two (U2, get it?) flakes!



Blue ...................................


I may reach 14K posts this week .

" Wild Stuff Ronnie "

Joey Carson !
January 24th, 2005 04:34 PM
glencar I remember the infamous day when Joshy posted his "Congrats JB on 5K!" thread. Some old queeny types were all agog but the rest of us know a good game when we see it. I can't beleiev you're so much further along than Joshy at this point. BTW I just defended Joshy over at shidobe.
January 24th, 2005 04:36 PM
Joey
quote:
glencar wrote:
I remember the infamous day when Joshy posted his "Congrats JB on 5K!" thread. Some old queeny types were all agog but the rest of us know a good game when we see it. I can't beleiev ( another sic ) you're so much further along than Joshy at this point. BTW I just defended Joshy over at shidobe.



Is that a Stones Board ?!?!
January 24th, 2005 04:37 PM
glencar Barely...
[Edited by glencar]
January 24th, 2005 04:41 PM
Joey
quote:
glencar wrote:
Barely...
[Edited by glencar]



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 24th, 2005 06:35 PM
Poplar
crock-o-shit. what a waste of board space.
January 25th, 2005 01:04 PM
not bound to please
quote:
Poplar wrote:

crock-o-shit. what a waste of board space.




Poplar - stop posting off topic all the time!
January 25th, 2005 02:17 PM
Joey
quote:
not bound to please wrote:


Poplar - stop posting off topic all the time!



Lambchop..................................


Get Over Here !!!!!!!!!

U - U - U - U - U - U - U - U - ........fade to White (like an angel )

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