| 26th January 2007 12:48 PM |
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| gimmekeef |
Just thought I'd stri some shit up about media bias....just for fun though....:
Two boys were walking along, when one of them was attacked by a rabid
>>>> Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a
>>>> nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking
>>>> the dog's neck. A newspaper reporter from the Boston Globe witnessed
>>>> the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began
>>>> entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline:
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>>>> "Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend from Jaws of Vicious Animal."
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>>>> "But I'm not a Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected. "Sorry"
>>>> replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I just assumed
>>>> you were."
>>>>
>>>> Hitting the delete key, the reporter began: "John Kerry Fan Rescues
>>>> Friend from Horrific Dog Attack."
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>>>> "But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responded. The reporter
>>>> said, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox or
>>>> Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you like?"
>>>>
>>>> "I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W. Bush," the boy
>>>> said.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again:
>>>>
>>>> "Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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| 26th January 2007 12:51 PM |
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| Riffhard |
LOL! Based on a true story no doubt?
Riffy |
| 26th January 2007 01:14 PM |
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| gimmekeef |
quote:
Riffhard wrote:
LOL! Based on a true story no doubt?
Riffy
Riffy..I just won a bet with myself...you'd be first to comment!!!....lol....theres probably even more to the story...edited to fit joke format! |
| 26th January 2007 02:40 PM |
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| pdog |
we need more humor like this.... |
| 27th January 2007 04:31 PM |
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| Brainbell Jangler |
http://news.aol.com/elections/president/story/_a/cnn-fox-news-spar-over-obama-report/20070124114109990001?r |
| 27th January 2007 04:42 PM |
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| fireontheplatter |
that was funny...very very funny i said
everybody say ow |
| 27th January 2007 04:47 PM |
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| Bloozehound |
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| 27th January 2007 04:52 PM |
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| fireontheplatter |
did you go shopping today? |
