| January 19th, 2005 04:28 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
SIMMON'S SEX DOCTOR PENS ORAL SEX BOOK
Carnal expert-to-the-stars DR AVA CADELL is sharing the oral sex tips she's picked up from years chatting with the wildest celebrities in a new book.
The celebrated sexologist, who counts JAMES CAAN and JASON PRIESTLEY among her pals, and who once treated KISS rocker GENE SIMMONS for his sex addiction, has penned THE POCKET IDIOT'S GUIDE TO ORAL SEX.
And the sex doctor is convinced her new help book will give couples all over America the advice they need to take their lovemaking to a new level.
She says, "I was approached by the publishers at Penguin to write this guide. They asked because they knew I'm a very classy, elegant woman, who could write something saucy but also come up with a guide to inform teenagers and everyone about safe oral sex.
"Oral sex is a huge talking point right now. I think we have BILL CLINTON to thank for that. It's very popular but it isn't always performed correctly.
"I've got a whole chapter on oral sex mistakes - for women, they often neglect those wonderful little testicles, which are a part and parcel of his package and men have a habit of chewing on the clitoris like it's gum or beef jerky."
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| January 19th, 2005 07:49 AM |
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| J.J.Flash |
I will change my signature to:
"Thank you Mr. Bill Clinton for making oral sex popular" |
| January 20th, 2005 01:56 PM |
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| jb |
HIV can still be spread by oral sex..particular the man or woman who is the receptacle for the semen.... |
| January 20th, 2005 01:58 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
jb wrote:
HIV can still be spread by oral sex..particular the man or woman who is the receptacle for the semen....
receptacle is such a harsh word, sperm bank depository would have been more PC
With Valentines day just around the corner....i may have located the perfect present for Mrs. Voodoopug |
| January 20th, 2005 02:10 PM |
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| jb |
Dental dams are also useful while performing cunninglus to lessen the rate of infection..... |
| January 20th, 2005 02:11 PM |
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| voodoopug |
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jb wrote:
Dental dams are also useful while performing cunninglus to lessen the rate of infection.....
i have no response dignified to follow this.
Someone please check on Joey. |
| January 20th, 2005 04:28 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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jb wrote:
Dental dams are also useful while performing cunninglus to lessen the rate of infection.....
Just follow instructions...and ABSOLUTELY NO MAN MADE OBJECTS. |
| January 20th, 2005 04:32 PM |
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| glencar |
Does Jason Priestly often perform oral on James Caan or am I skipping some dots? |
| January 20th, 2005 08:50 PM |
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| Soldatti |
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J.J.Flash wrote:
I will change my signature to:
"Thank you Mr. Bill Clinton for making oral sex popular"
I'm laughing my ass off.. |
| January 20th, 2005 11:34 PM |
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| gypsy |
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jb wrote:
Dental dams are also useful while performing cunninglus to lessen the rate of infection.....
I bet you're not good at cunnilingus because the whole time you're down there, you're thinking of all the germs you might get. |
| January 21st, 2005 11:00 AM |
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| jb |
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gypsy wrote:
I bet you're not good at cunnilingus because the whole time you're down there, you're thinking of all the germs you might get.
No...I'm O.K> with it...the concern is more for the woman with HPV---------------------------------------> |
| January 21st, 2005 01:43 PM |
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| voodoopug |
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jb wrote:
No...I'm O.K> with it...the concern is more for the woman with HPV--------------------------------------->
as a typical lawyer, Josh is looking out for others before himself.
Three cheers for you! |
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