| 6th January 2008 09:54 PM |
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| Fiji Joe |
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Brainbell Jangler wrote:
Ouch! Cut down by the ultimate middle-school comeback! Nuthin' like the classics, eh, doofus?
What?...You expected a serious response to that self-ejaculation that you proffered?...That was one of the funniest posts I've ever read here...I call you an elitist and you respond in the manner you did and manage to deny it in the same breath...and really believe you refuted my assertion?...Trust me...I'm funny...You're funny...Being up there where you're at, you're just gonna have to take my word for it
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| 6th January 2008 10:29 PM |
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| Brainbell Jangler |
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Fiji Joe wrote:
What?...You expected a serious response to that self-ejaculation that you proffered?...That was one of the funniest posts I've ever read here...I call you an elitist and you respond in the manner you did and manage to deny it in the same breath...and really believe you refuted my assertion?...Trust me...I'm funny...You're funny...Being up there where you're at, you're just gonna have to take my word for it
Excuses, excuses. Face it; it was a characteristically puerile response. |
| 7th January 2008 09:32 AM |
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| Fiji Joe |
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Brainbell Jangler wrote:
Are you kiddin' me? Did you see Barack's speech last night? This is someone I actually know (if not well). He's a good man. This country deserves someone of his quality after the last 7 years.
So tell us BJ, what does this man stand for?...and how does he intend to accomplish his "hopes"...You're the smartest poster on this board...So I figure you, of all people, can fill us in on that |
| 7th January 2008 09:55 AM |
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| lotsajizz |
What a stupid ass question. Predictability is his middle name..... |
| 7th January 2008 10:11 AM |
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| Fiji Joe |
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lotsajizz wrote:
What a stupid ass question. Predictability is his middle name.....
Answer it...Or are you yeller? |
| 7th January 2008 10:27 AM |
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| Riffhard |
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lotsajizz wrote:
What a stupid ass question. Predictability is his middle name.....
Stupid ass question? Since when it is it a stupid question to ask where a candidate stands on the issues? I mean I have watched Obama in every single debate. I have watched him on every Sunday morning show, and I still have no idea where he stands on anything save that he "stands for change". Just what the hell does that mean?
We know he loves to raise taxes. Though he won't say it. We know that he wants to slash the military. Yet he won't admit to it. We know that he plans on pulling troops out of Iraq against the will of "on ground" generals. Though he wants to pretend that everyone is in agreement with him on that issue.
So allow me to ask again a very stupid question. Where the fuck does this guy stand? Other than with the far left base who is he trying to appeal to? Primaries are one thing, but when he gets to the general election he's gonna get hammered.
I will say that I am happy to see what he has done to Hillary though. That's the only good thing I could possibly say about him. If anyone took the time to read his actual views on things they'd see that he is decidedly more liberal, dare I say socialist, than Hillary. That's saying something! He just has a better temperament and a better smile.
Riffy
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| 7th January 2008 10:32 AM |
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| LadyJane |
This is rare, but I agree with riffy.
I was GLUED to television this weekend and I am a Democrat.
Besides his charisma and "time for a change" mantra what does he stand for???
Lots of vague talk coming out of his mouth, imhfo.
LJ. |
| 7th January 2008 10:46 AM |
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| Fiji Joe |
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LadyJane wrote:
Lots of vague talk coming out of his mouth, imhfo.
Substitute "vague" with "asshole" and you'd be describing jizzstain
Seriously...where does a man who calls himself "lotsajizz" come off criticizing anyone?...about anything?...Dude's a low-rent, low-class hack...He knows it's a legitimate question...he just can't stop himself from being a turd |
| 7th January 2008 12:21 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Saving a roundhouse for Romney
Chuck Norris
WorldNetDaily.com
January 7, 2008
I'm a civil man. My fighting days are behind me. Since recommitting my life as a Christian in the mid-'90s, I've done my best to save the gloves for the World Combat League or culture wars.
However, presidential candidate Mitt Romney rang the bell last week when he ran an ad distorting my intention for the purpose of ridiculing his contender Mike Huckabee. We noticed it last week as we toured with Huckabee in Iowa and New Hampshire.
The ad mysteriously aired on the Web after a blogger asked me on the campaign trail, "How much do you want to roundhouse kick Mitt Romney?" Picking up on his martial arts sarcasm, I laughed and quipped, "I don't roundhouse kick. I choke." Of course I was joking – except, I guess, to one apparently hypersensitive Republican contestant.
Romney wants in the ring with me?
Mitt's Internet commercial begins by showing a photo of Mike and me with a narrator saying, "Two good men, both into fitness. Both love Chuck Norris. But where do they stand on crime?"
The first answer comes by quoting my satirical WorldNetDaily article from June 2007 titled, "If I am elected president," in which I give a list of exaggerated tongue-in-cheek campaign promises. It is from those that Romney's narrator pulls the plug, "Chuck Norris: 'Give a presidential pardon to no one … ever.'" (Hoping to add a sense of sincerity to the statement, they left off the following tough-guy tutelage, "Beretta was right in the '70s, 'Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. Don't do it!'")
From there the Romney ad tries to smear Mike's record on crime, despite that he denied 90 percent of the 8,700 commutation and pardon requests that came before him in his 11 years as governor of Arkansas. Then it attempts to contrast Romney's politically advancing denial record of all pardon and commutation requests, sourced from an Associated Press report in 2003, when he was governor of Massachusetts.
What you won't get in a Romney ad or presidency
Mitt, of course, never mentions that as governor he had only 100 requests for commutations and 172 for pardons. What Mitt also never discusses is that this 2003 Associated Press report is focused upon his "most noteworthy pardon denial: His rejection of the request of an Iraq war veteran who was trying to become a police officer after his National Guard service" (unlike Huckabee who enthusiastically supports our veterans through the "Veterans' Bill of Rights").
It's amazing to me that Romney even jabs at Huckabee's fight on crime, when Mike initiated a toll-free hotline to report tips on government corruption, has proven he's a passionate advocate of the Second Amendment and gave permission 16 times for executions to proceed – more than any governor in the history of Arkansas.
And what about Mitt Romney's gubernatorial record? He supported gun control, and not once did he have to face a long night of soul in deliberation of a man's life and societal civility. And he only began to draw legal lines on capital punishment when it might "bolster the governor's standing among conservatives nationally as he test[ed] the waters for a run for the White House in 2008." (Testing the waters for political gain seems to be a forte among Mitt's fabulous flip-flopping faculties.)
The real rub in Romney's craw
Now I can take a joke as good as the next guy – after all, it was Huck and I who introduced the humorous political parodies in this race.
I almost wish that Romney's broadcasted roundhouse had a little more kick, but it (like his campaign) is simply falling flat in the ring. Even reviews disclaimed it as "all somewhat disjointed. The moral: this seems like a bad time for any campaign to be 'experimenting' with comedy, which is for Romney particularly uncharted terrain." (Apparently Mitt's script writers are on strike too.)
With his entire broadcasting arsenal, did Mitt run out of ideas for another negative commercial? Would he not have been a better steward of his campaign funds by investing them in conveying his vision for America than attacking me? Is it not an all-time presidential contender low when he goes after a rival's supporters?
The real problem with this Internet bit goes beyond the fact that it is a non-humorous marketing dud. It truly plummets political-commercial negativism into an abyssal low by maligning a candidate's supporter and deliberately distorting his words. The gravest grief in that now we know Mitt will pay millions in producing and airing 14,000 ads to even twist my words – and I'm not even running for president! (Though, as Mike has joked, secretary of defense might not be a bad option!)
Mike was right about Mitt in his ad that never aired, "If a man's dishonest to obtain a job, he'll be dishonest on the job." I don't think the type of president America wants is one who will lie, distort and badly steward funds to nip at the heels of even his opponents' supporters for the sake of his political gain.
Who deserves the roundhouse kick?
So did Romney's Internet-transmitted roundhouse connect with Mike or me? While he tried to kick both of us, he ended up only creating a whiff of air by his bypassing foot, which propelled him spinning around like an inexperienced martial arts fighter and getting clocked by Huckabee's left hook in Iowa!
Mike's victory over Romney in Iowa proved that it's a candidate's message, not money, that wins votes. Though outspending Huckabee by 15-1 in ads and political puff, Mike delivered a blistering knockout to Mitt in Iowa, and I believe (with his message getting out and being objectively reviewed by more Americans) he will do the same in other states too.
It's not too late, New Hampshire. Isn't it time for an honest, positive, straight-talking president, who grew up poor, not privileged? One who understands the needs and plights of average Americans? If you believe so, as I and millions of others do, then join us in voting Mike Huckabee for GOP presidential candidate!
Incidentally, Romney's ad ends with the narrator asking, "Chuck Norris, Mike Huckabee, now who deserves the roundhouse kick?" The ad answers the question by manipulating my photo, which delivers a blow to Huckabee's head with the cartoonish lettering "POW!"
Of course my real response would be quite to the contrary. I think you can guess where my heel might land. POW!
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| 7th January 2008 12:23 PM |
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| lotsajizz |
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Riffhard wrote:
Stupid ass question? Since when it is it a stupid question to ask where a candidate stands on the issues?
That was not the query. Nice try. |
| 7th January 2008 12:41 PM |
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| Fiji Joe |
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lotsajizz wrote:
That was not the query. Nice try.
Speaking of "queery", answer it...or acknowledge that I wasn't addressing you in the first place and that the only reason you responded was because you can't help your turdness...you just can't help interjecting yourself..."oooh...oooh....oooh"...Dude you're like Horshack on crack
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| 7th January 2008 02:53 PM |
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| Brainbell Jangler |
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Fiji Joe wrote:
So tell us BJ, what does this man stand for?...and how does he intend to accomplish his "hopes"...You're the smartest poster on this board...So I figure you, of all people, can fill us in on that
Who sez I'm the smartest poster? Not me. I suppose I moved up when you jackals drove FPM away, though.
Here you go:
http://www.barackobama.com/issues/
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| 7th January 2008 03:01 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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Brainbell Jangler wrote:
Who sez I'm the smartest poster?
Oregon. Land of the Know it All.
Just kidding.
Kesey is/was a Great Man. I wish I could buy his bus. I'd put a new engine in it and fire that fucker up....
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| 7th January 2008 03:11 PM |
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| Brainbell Jangler |
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Oregon. Land of the Know it All.
Just kidding.
Kesey is/was a Great Man. I wish I could buy his bus. I'd put a new engine in it and fire that fucker up....
Yeah, ol' Kesey was cool. You know, he was the last person I saw when I left Eugene to head east for law school. He gave me some encouraging words about how Cambridge was a lot like Eugene; in the same kind of "bubble," as he put it. |
| 7th January 2008 03:14 PM |
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| Fiji Joe |
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Brainbell Jangler wrote:
http://www.barackobama.com/issues/
Yeah...I read that before I asked the question...which is to say, that answers nothing...you know as well as I do that those are just empty platitudes...remarkable in their emptiness even by presidential candidate standards...I can't imagine those statements can be the basis of YOUR support...Do you have something else?...Crap, Hillary offers considerably more in her "issues" link...it even speaks to implementation... http://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/middleclass/
Obama on Education:
"I don't want to send another generation of American children to failing schools. I don't want that future for my daughters. I don't want that future for your sons. I do not want that future for America.”
Well no shit...is there a candidate stating he or she wants the contrary?... |
| 7th January 2008 03:17 PM |
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| Fiji Joe |
And let's contrast Obama's issue link with McCain's...
http://www.johnmccain.com/Informing/Issues/
I don't know man, but that crazy mick seems a whole lot smarter than that negroe...is it his lack of compassion that scares you? |
| 7th January 2008 11:13 PM |
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Brainbell Jangler wrote:
Yeah, ol' Kesey was cool. You know, he was the last person I saw when I left Eugene to head east for law school. He gave me some encouraging words about how Cambridge was a lot like Eugene; in the same kind of "bubble," as he put it.
Why, you're our own little Zelig! Tell us all about the time you met JFK! |
| 7th January 2008 11:15 PM |
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| glencar |
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Fiji Joe wrote:
Yeah...I read that before I asked the question...which is to say, that answers nothing...you know as well as I do that those are just empty platitudes...remarkable in their emptiness even by presidential candidate standards...I can't imagine those statements can be the basis of YOUR support...Do you have something else?...Crap, Hillary offers considerably more in her "issues" link...it even speaks to implementation... http://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/middleclass/
Obama on Education:
"I don't want to send another generation of American children to failing schools. I don't want that future for my daughters. I don't want that future for your sons. I do not want that future for America.”
Well no shit...is there a candidate stating he or she wants the contrary?...
The only things I know that BO wants to do is raise my taxes & bring home the troops from Iraq ASAP. The insane thing is that he IS the best of what's running on that side! |
| 16th January 2008 03:06 PM |
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| Bovine49 |
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Rev Twenty Redlights wrote:
You're an idiot Riffy. I am not blaming America first.
I am blaming the neo-cons, traitors to everything America
stands for. Traitors. People who have sold out the American
people to the international monopolists, who crush American small businessmen as surely as they crush impoverished
third world farmers. And Limbaugh, whatever his roots
in genuine conservatism might be, has long since sold out
to these faceless nation-less greedheads who wipe their ass
with the American constitution. They give Limbaugh fame
and riches and an enormous platform, so he gives us
un-conservative propaganda in favor of those who are
reducing us all, American and non-American, to serfs on
their corporate plantation. Limbaugh's a conservative
the way Pat Robertson is a Christian, in name only.
Its time to ignore the way the mainstream media frames
our politics, nitpicking over sex education or medical
marijuana or whatever. The two real parties are the
Sell-outs and Traitors (Giuliani and Clinton for sure,
also Thompson and McCain) and the Jeffersonian Idealists
(Ron Paul for sure, maybe Obama and Edwards, kinda hard
to tell about them two). End the reign of the Bush-Clinton
crime family!
Poor boy. How about more Metamucil into your daily diet, Laddy.
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| 16th January 2008 03:12 PM |
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| Fiji Joe |
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Brainbell Jangler wrote:
Who sez I'm the smartest poster? Not me. I suppose I moved up when you jackals drove FPM away, though.
This is somewhat funny...as I recall, I left here (RO) specifically so those little arguments with FPM wouldn't be so pervasive on this board...it was my stated reason...so what happened then?...he followed me over to the couch where he commenced to receiving a beating on a daily basis...you wanna refute those facts?...
he drove himself away...in a demented, in need of some serious medication fit...if you were to catch him in a sober state, I think even he would fess up to that |
| 16th January 2008 04:12 PM |
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| Joey |
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Fiji Joe wrote:
My friends and myself continue , CONTINUE to wear cocktail dresses , high heel shoes , earrings and stick ball bats literally RAMMED up our arses whilst playing soccer in the streets of snowy Downtown Kansas City all the while smiling at each other and exchanging grins
Shiver ...........................literally
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| 16th January 2008 04:22 PM |
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| Fiji Joe |
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Joey wrote:
Tom Hanks speaks to me in ways no other man can. Oh how I'd love to be his Wilson.
That's nice lil' Joey...lil' Hacker...It's nice to see you open up once in a while
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| 16th January 2008 04:45 PM |
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| Joey |
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Fiji Joe wrote:
...It's nice to see you open up once in a while
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