January 17th, 2006 12:28 PM |
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Jair |
I have to tell you: I LOVE yo Banana, man!!!
Can you please give it to me?
If you wont, I'll feel truly sad, and I'1m sure you
won't see me sad...What? Fucking bastard!!!
OK, now I'm beg(g)ing: let I use yo Banana, white man!!!
Why? Cuz I NEED a banana like yours, since mine is not much animated.
As you know, I have some monkeys in my posts and, what else matchs with monkeys?
Bananas!
one more reason: "Me" lives in a..Banana Republic (!) -- while yo lives in a...lets say..old and civil world.
Btw, here, Banana is very cheap. You'll never die starving, believe me, unless you don't get take off the rind.
*** IMPORTANT NOTE: In that case, ask the monkeys for any help, more details, instruction manual, taxes to be páid, type of battery, etc.
They know all about it.
And yet other reason: since I was kid, about 300 years ago, my fave fruit was...BANANAS!!!!
Damn right if you tought like me.
Congratulations!!! Yo smart white man, I'm stupid banana eater.
Ok, also, cuz I'm too old -- I'm like 96 years old now if I didnt the right count (I was born in 1910, I think the same year of Robert Johnson), I need banana to control my bones pain, or, as the doc says, osteoporose.
Finally, having almost a hundred years, is right and fair to think I can die at any moment, I mean, my chances are a bit bigger so, you could be kind with an old man like me and let I live the rest of my days having yo banana...
Deal?
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January 17th, 2006 01:44 PM |
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egon |
I'll make you a deal;
You can borrow my banana.
Between now and next tuesday, consider my banana to be yours.
So please, feel free to do with my banana whatever you please.
Your friend,
Egon
Ps;
did i mention yet that i'll be going to NYC?
no?
Well I am, I am, I am, I am!!! |
January 17th, 2006 02:44 PM |
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Jair |
quote: egon wrote:
I'll make you a deal;
You can borrow my banana.
Between now and next tuesday, consider my banana to be yours.
So please, feel free to do with my banana whatever you please.
Your friend,
Egon
Ps;
did i mention yet that i'll be going to NYC?
no?
Well I am, I am, I am, I am!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a nice trip & lots of fun!!! You will, you will!!!
Your friend
Jair
Gotta go now to yummies, tomorrow I'll take yo banana! --->
Thanks!
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January 17th, 2006 02:53 PM |
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Jair |
Ummmmmmmmmm, Ive changed my mind, I can't resist:
So....
Check me Check me Check me Check me Check me Check me Check me
This post is a joint-venture between a Brazilian guy
and a Dutchie in France, With Banana kindly borrowed by Mr Egon.
Clap clap clap!!!!
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January 23rd, 2006 07:55 AM |
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Jair |
Dear Egon:
I know the deadline to return your banana is tomorrow, Tuesday but I'm returning it today.
I can assure you she is ok and has been very well treated.
As a way to reciprocate, please, feel free to use my monkeys whenever you want.
Actually, you can even spank them, if you desire it
From the deep of my heart, many thanks and 'til the next.
Now I've got my own banana to find...
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January 23rd, 2006 05:47 PM |
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corgi37 |
Every one needs a happy banana. |
January 24th, 2006 08:03 AM |
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Jair |
quote: corgi37 wrote:
Every one needs a happy banana.
WORD! |
January 24th, 2006 08:16 AM |
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egon |
Glad you had fun with my banana jair.
God, life sucks doesn't it? |
January 24th, 2006 08:40 AM |
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Jumacfly |
quote: egon wrote:
Glad you had fun with my banana jair.
God, life sucks doesn't it?
how was the trip bro??
Sadly I haven t seen a single pic of you |
January 24th, 2006 11:33 AM |
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egon |
see the sticky for the concert on the 20th.
When's the Marseille summit? :-) |
January 24th, 2006 01:44 PM |
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Jair |
quote: egon wrote:
Glad you had fun with my banana jair.
God, life sucks doesn't it?
Yes, sucks big time! Must agree -- and now ask Ju the pipe again!!!!
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