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January 17th, 2005 04:16 PM
Fiji Joe But the real scary part...for this to be true...there must have been sex at 66...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1503&u=/afp/20050116/ts_afp/afplifestyleromaniahealthmother_050116165314&printer=1
January 17th, 2005 04:23 PM
kath oh, maybe not. maybe she was artificially inseminated???
January 18th, 2005 08:59 AM
Fiji Joe I beleive any doctor that would inseminate a 67 year old woman should have his license taken...that's just downright dangerous...
January 18th, 2005 09:08 AM
telecaster Fiji, have you have never heard of a turkey baster?
January 18th, 2005 10:54 AM
Fiji Joe Tele..I can't see my own feet and I have three kids...what do you think?
January 18th, 2005 11:01 AM
Jaxx yes, that woman was artificially inseminated. i saw the spot on the a.m. news an hour ago. she has a "right" i suppose, however, i feel sorry for the child. the woman will be in her eighties trying to raise a teenager. i am afraid for her.

i think to say the dr. should have his license revoked is a bit facist. the 60 something woman, however, should have her head examined. carrying a child at that age was probably detrimental to her health. its hard work! also, all the forty somethings i know with new babies are feeling their age.
January 18th, 2005 11:48 AM
Fiji Joe I wouldn't say its "facist"...gotta draw the line somewhere...couldn't they just have got the lady a puppy?
January 18th, 2005 11:55 AM
Joey
quote:
kath wrote:
oh, maybe not. maybe she was artificially inseminated???




You wouldn't believe the number of women here at the office who have been artificially inseminated .........they must HATE men !!!!!!

" Hillary loves Puss Puss Ronnie ! "

J Vitro !
January 18th, 2005 12:16 PM
telecaster
quote:
Joey wrote:



You wouldn't believe the number of women here at the office who have been artificially inseminated .........they must HATE men !!!!!!

" Hillary loves Puss Puss Ronnie ! "

J Vitro !



They all hate men joey

A know a girl that had sperm Fed Ex'd to her office once a month.

Isn't Cafe Hostess Jill in her mid-sixties?

Maybe she will "pull the goalie" and you two will have a little offshoot

I guess when you are in your sixties you don't need to pull the goalie anymore
January 18th, 2005 12:50 PM
kath JAXX???? is that really you?????
January 18th, 2005 12:52 PM
Jaxx Kath>>JAXX???? is that really you?????

hi kath! yes. i'm quietly sneaking back into the party!


with the escalation of technology, those red necked friends are replaceable!

been pegged lately?
[Edited by Jaxx]
January 18th, 2005 01:08 PM
jb
quote:
Jaxx wrote:
Kath>>JAXX???? is that really you?????

hi kath! yes. i'm quietly sneaking back into the party!


with the escalation of technology, those red necked friends are replaceable!

been pegged lately?
[Edited by Jaxx]

You are much loved by the Joey!Q!!!
January 18th, 2005 01:59 PM
Fiji Joe What the hey?...I always suspected Joey and JB took turns posting for one antoher...
January 18th, 2005 02:14 PM
Joey
" .........with the escalation of technology, those red necked friends are replaceable! "

< ----- I pray every single day that they re-instate the draft in this country .


Me too little fella ..... let it be BLIND !


" Stones Rule You Punk Ass , YA PUNK ASS Bastards ! "

J . Cassie !

January 18th, 2005 03:24 PM
kath oh lordy lordy...the return of JAXX and the discovery that josh and joey are actually two people occupying the same body........

this is a BIG DAY at rock's off, indeed!!!

JAXX..it is so good to see you back! you're not typing with your injured body part, i assume?? some people here type with their penii (that would be the josh 'n' joey show...), some with their boobs.....the possibilities are ENDless!!!
January 18th, 2005 03:33 PM
jb meine liebe abs shae monkey.........
January 18th, 2005 03:38 PM
kath pay no attention to the jibberish speaking attorney......
January 18th, 2005 03:43 PM
jb
quote:
kath wrote:
pay no attention to the jibberish speaking attorney......

Oregon , Oregon, land of timber and the otter!!!
January 18th, 2005 03:47 PM
Joey
quote:
kath wrote:
oh lordy lordy...the return of JAXX and the discovery that josh and joey are actually two people occupying the same body........

this is a BIG DAY at rock's off, indeed!!!




Kath ........................................

Would you like to touch my Monkey?

Go Ahead !!! ….. Touch him! Love him! Liebe meine abs-monkee."

Liebe Meine Abs-Monkee !!!

LIEBE MEINE ABS MONKEE !!!!!!!!!

LIEBE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

January 18th, 2005 03:48 PM
kath uh...yes.....

florida...land of ...........idiots.

quote:
NORTH FORT MYERS, Florida (AP) -- A woman fell to her death while trying to do a handstand on the railing of a second-floor hotel balcony, sheriff's officials said.

Molly Jerman, 23, of Cape Coral died Sunday. While attempting a handstand, she toppled over and dropped to the hotel patio, according to the Lee County sheriff's department.

Just before she fell, she had called out to a friend, "Watch to see what I can still do," a police report said. Foul play is not believed to be involved, officials said.




[Edited by kath]
January 18th, 2005 03:50 PM
kath

quote:
Would you like to touch my Monkey?



oh joey, you are teasing kath.....

touched one monkey, touched 'em all......
January 18th, 2005 05:05 PM
Joey
quote:
kath wrote:






touched one monkey, touched 'em all......





Come To Joey ......................
January 18th, 2005 05:18 PM
kath come to kath.......
January 18th, 2005 06:09 PM
Fiji Joe Joey...JB...exposed!...didn't we all know the truth all along?
January 18th, 2005 06:27 PM
kath i know i did, joe!!!
January 18th, 2005 06:36 PM
Jaxx the schizo scenario has been "exposed".

let them spank their own monkey. you don't HAVE to be a monkey woman too......

btw, i am using healthy body parts to type today.
January 18th, 2005 07:28 PM
kath boy, jaxx..the minute you come back to us, the whole jb/joey hoax is exposed!!!! very impressive.......
January 19th, 2005 01:30 PM
jb
quote:
kath wrote:
boy, jaxx..the minute you come back to us, the whole jb/joey hoax is exposed!!!! very impressive.......

My friends and I want you to stop it!!!!
January 19th, 2005 02:06 PM
Joey
quote:
Jaxx wrote:
the schizo scenario has been "exposed".

let them spank their own monkey. you don't HAVE to be a monkey woman too......

btw, i am using healthy body parts to type today.



I am typing this with my penis .
January 19th, 2005 02:12 PM
jb
quote:
Joey wrote:


I am typing this with my penis .

Funny!!!!
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