| 11th January 2007 03:12 PM |
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| Some Guy |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
be very, very careful the next time you grab a t-shirt out of the drawer on your way out the door
behind the back no look postin. |
| 11th January 2007 03:13 PM |
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| Some Guy |
quote:
glencar wrote:
No, I think it's over. There are some people who run things into the ground but I don't roll that way.
Only press submit once. Processing your post may take some time. |
| 11th January 2007 03:14 PM |
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| glencar |
You can start it if you wanna. |
| 11th January 2007 03:14 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
behind the back no look postin.
it could lead to Extreme humiliation |
| 11th January 2007 03:17 PM |
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| Some Guy |
Launch Radio Networks reports: The normally outrageous David Lee Roth is staying decidedly low-key regarding this week's announcement that VAN HALEN will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Instead of some classic "Diamond Dave" quotes, Roth has issued a very simple statement that reads, "Bo Zee Bo Zee Bop Zitty Bop". |
| 11th January 2007 03:25 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
Instead of some classic "Diamond Dave" quotes, Roth has issued a very simple statement that reads, "Bo Zee Bo Zee Bop Zitty Bop".
[Edited by Saint Sway] |
| 11th January 2007 03:26 PM |
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| glencar |
No kidding. |
| 11th January 2007 03:27 PM |
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| Some Guy |
That's funny, damn it. |
| 11th January 2007 03:41 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
That's funny, damn it.
no, THIS is funny
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| 11th January 2007 03:43 PM |
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| Some Guy |
Where have all the good times gone? |
| 11th January 2007 03:44 PM |
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| glencar |
Gone straight to hell. |
| 11th January 2007 03:49 PM |
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| Some Guy |
How to Bathe a Cat Van Halen Style
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet with CaboWabo.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have
both lids lifted while cranking up "Hot for Teacher" to soothe the cat.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom. Tell him he is beautiful and you like the way that line runs
up the back of his stockings.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. (You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
Dance on the lid cover while singing "Poundcake" at the top of your
lungs. CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge,
as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash and
rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. Watch out for
hairballs clogging the pipes....
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are
no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand as far behind the toilet as you can, and quickly lift both
lids. Yell, as the cat rockets out of the toilet "Another LEAD SINGER
HAS VACATED THE PREMISES"
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
where he will dry himself.
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| 11th January 2007 03:57 PM |
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| nanatod |
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
Back in the day, I dug Extreme.
Not me necessarily, but in 1990 they opened for ZZTop on ZZTop's tour that year. It was either $10 for lawn at the Tinley Park, Illinois shed, or else it was 2 tix for $10. Either way, it was a relatively reasonable price for a show. |
| 11th January 2007 05:17 PM |
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| Soldatti |
The ending is terrific. |
| 11th January 2007 05:26 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
Soldatti wrote:
The ending is terrific.
the whole song is slammin
the most powerful track of the last 35 years |
| 11th January 2007 05:28 PM |
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| Some Guy |
What about a Welcome Back Kotter appreciation thread? |
| 11th January 2007 05:31 PM |
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| glencar |
You'll be Horshak? |
| 11th January 2007 05:32 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
Some Guy?
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| 11th January 2007 05:34 PM |
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| Some Guy |
quote:
glencar wrote:
You'll be Horshak?
What is? is. What was? will be. What will be *was*, but will be again. |
| 11th January 2007 05:34 PM |
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| Some Guy |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
Some Guy?
damn! Whats up with that? |
| 11th January 2007 05:36 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
damn! Whats up with that?
gettin ready for your big night, tater? |
| 11th January 2007 05:38 PM |
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| Some Guy |
Thats just plain wrong right there. |
| 11th January 2007 05:47 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
what happened SG? did you lose your shirt?
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| 11th January 2007 05:55 PM |
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| Some Guy |
nice! |
| 11th January 2007 08:54 PM |
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| stonedinaustralia |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
Incredible dark intro by the Winos on this one.
Nasty sound,intensity, the breaks...and this "Don't panic"..yes..petition please!
yes and love the "pocket calculator"
keith was the last person i thought i would hear singing about such things but he even manages to make that sound,as you say Ju, nasty
Some things never change
Price of bullets remains the same |
| 11th January 2007 08:57 PM |
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| stonedinaustralia |
what exactly is tihs supposed to mean or at least imply??
the menace is in the mystery
Makin' it, doesn't matter how many
Takin'it
Well, I can't shake it
Off of my back, damn monkey
It's either too tight
Or it's too slack
How much
That's all it is ooh
Ninety nine
How much, yahh
Now, ninety nine
You better hack it baby
Yea, my time exploded, space blew up
Need something in my dixie cup
Whoa, let me get it right
There's the best pair of lips I've kissed all night
How much, well give it to me
I'll pay you later
Nine ninety nine
Ohh, I got a pocket calculator
Yeah, wake up, it don't make sense
Nickles and dimes
Nine ninety nine
The lion and the lamb are locked in an embrance
You won't get it till it's in your face
Ohh, I got me out of depper red
Don't panic
Ah, it's where I want to be
Yeah, oh
A useful member of society, huh!
I just need a little of that old money
Gimme ninety nine, yea
Well, I can't shake it off of my back
God damn monkey
Aw, it's too tight, or it's too slack
Yeah some things never change
Price of bullets remains the same
Here we go
Hand over fist, slap on the wrist
Umm, nine nine
That's all I'm askin'for
How much
How much do you want to give
Just a little bit
Nine
Yeah they operate
Look at the state of my baby
Wll, it cost 20 grand, pitfull
Yeah, that's a nine
Put your money where your mouth is
Cough it up
Ohh nickels and dimes
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| 11th January 2007 09:03 PM |
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| fireontheplatter |
the sole reason i drink crystal palace and 99 cent orange soda is because of this song......
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| 11th January 2007 11:10 PM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Huh.
Here I was all ready to talk about how great the 999 45 "Homicide" was...
What a let down. |
| 12th January 2007 02:18 AM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
What?
You fuckers don't have the Homicide 45?
WTF? |
| 12th January 2007 05:14 AM |
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| Ronnie Richards |
999 is far better than anything on ABB.
and it's not even one of the five best songs on Main Offender... |
