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| nankerphelge |
You have a PM! |
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| nankerphelge |
Calling Maxlugar!!
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| scope |
He has been suspiciously absent for quite a few days now. I should call YOTI today and see if he's just a little early for the party.
Not like Maxy to disappear with a show in NY just days away. I hope all is okay. |
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| luxury1 |
What is the addy for YOTI?? |
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| nankerphelge |
I e-mailed him at work, but he is on vacation.
Luxy -- 54th and 8th.
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| gypsy |
Just this morning, as I was leaving work, some guy came into the ER attached to a sheep. Do you think Maxy went Nolte? With a sheep? |
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| nankerphelge |
Hmmmm -- doesn't sound like Max's style -- but you never know! |
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| gypsy |
Oh yeah. Max prefers llamas. |
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| nankerphelge |
That's right.
Max always says "sheep are short and squatty, all ass, no body!"
But llamas are taller and like the rough stuff!!
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| Joey |
" But llamas are taller and like the rough stuff!! "
Nanky , you make Joey giggle ................
I have my eye on your material this week .
" Jai Baby Ronnie ? "
J.
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| gypsy |
He thinks llamas have beautiful eyes. |
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| Joey |
" He thinks llamas have beautiful eyes "
Not as beautiful as yours .................... |
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| ~AzQb |
ButPOWJoEy!
They Do indeed! Have you ever seen the LASHES on those creatures? Makes any woman wish she was born with llama eyes! But JuSt the eyes, ok.
Now what is the "latest" on Pete? How much was bail? When is his first court date?
Sorry about this & "your" Pete, JoeY. i really am.
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| Joey |
" Now what is the "latest" on Pete? How much was bail? When is his first court date?
Sorry about this & "your" Pete, JoeY. i really am. "
Nah , no big deal . Pete Townshend has a net worth of fifty million --- He ain't going to jail because he can afford the best and the brightest lawyers ( See O. J. ).
To all the teenagers who post here , please remember :
" Money go forth and all doors open "
-- William Jefferson Shakespeare ( 1989 )
Now on to more important things :
Annie , did you find the Chiba I left in your underware ( sic ) drawer last evening ???????????? Primo Stuff ( Renaissance blend ............Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ! Tasty !!!! )
{{{{{{{{{{{ SKITTLES JOE }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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ActuallyPOWJoEy!
There must have been some sort of mix-up last evening, i'm afraid. Before i did an Uma ala Pulp Fiction i tested very carefully and found it quite entertaining for awhile.
But of course, what you discreetly leave is just NEvEr enuf.
Shall i take a peek tonight? Please say you'll get past the 110 pound Shepherd and please do! {a couple filet mignon should do the trick!}
All my love
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| Fiji Joe |
Endzone...Giants stadium...I've probably already said too much |
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| Joey |
" Shall i take a peek tonight? Please say you'll get past the 110 pound Shepherd and please do! {a couple filet mignon should do the trick!} "
No Filet , but do you have any Candy for young Joey ?
Joey likes Candy ...................
Shiver...............................
Developing ..........................
{{{{{{{{{{ J KINS }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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| ~AzQb |
POWJoEy!
You must get past the Shepherd and he don't dig candy. But if you come with a nice T-bone, i promise to leave multi-coloured red,silver,green and gold Kisses in a bowl on the dresser.
And please post Steelie's cocaine/pleasure depletion article if you still have it somewhere? ah hell, i'll just check archives.
But remember: if you DO choose to do the drawer, the quality must be a bit better than last nights'. K? Too much speed as a masquerade.
~RoTfLmAo |
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| nankerphelge |
Max, where the fuck are you!? |
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nanker
he's prolly at the Diaper@genie 
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| Maxlugar |
HERE I IS!!!!
I'm out on paternity leave mein Nanky!
So far I have changed about sixty "poopy" diapers!
Yes!!!!
The little Maxlette can poop with the best of 'em. Just like Dad!
Got your private message and while it saddens me, you have to do what you have to do.
MACKY! |
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| Factory Girl |
Maxy, please hug mini Maxlette for me between her poop sessions.
Do the diapers have a Stones logo?? |
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| gypsy |
Ewww, Maxy, that's just gross. Are you sure there isn't a chance that SirStonesalot is the father? Y'know how he poops an awful lot...and gives us the gory details... |
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| parmeda |
MAX!!!
You're going to MSG, aren't you?
Well, you know what you have to do...
Get your butt out on the corner of 32nd & 7th, look for the first news crew you can find, and then...well, you know the rest! LMAO!!
(I will be scouring the news feeds for footage my friend...don't disappoint me!) |
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