7th January 2007 02:20 PM |
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moy |
Look for Britney Spears not to be asked back for a Mouseketeer Reunion
Apple to introduce the iPod cell phone/video player/pacemaker/Geiger counter/pocket fisherman/Wii player/GPS system/potato peeler
Rocky Balboa to fight Jennifer Hudson
J.D. Drew will miss half the season
Lindsay Lohan will misspell her own name
Mel Gibson's next movie will delve into the misunderstood world of cockfighting
The first season of "The Nine" will come out on DVD
The major networks will develop seven "Borat" clones
Keith Richards will break his leg falling out of bed
Several Grammy winners will not be able to accept their awards because they're in jail
There will only be three Iwo Jima movies this year
Time Magazine's Man of the Year will be not you but the guy standing next to you. |
8th January 2007 06:47 AM |
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corgi37 |
You left out...
Prince Harry will move in with his real Dad.
Dick Cheney will shoot some one else.
Britney will marry Eminem.
Live Licks re-dux will be released.
Shane Warne will send text messages to some sluts.
Moby will score another #1 hit.
Our decrepid Prime Minister will be assassinated. |
8th January 2007 09:32 PM |
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pdog |
People will die
Babies will be born
Someone will get laid
people will drink, ALOT!
Bush will be the center square
Gypsy goes to rehab
Pink will be the new black
You will ask you Doctor if this is right for you
Gas hits $5 a gallon
Osama asks Obama if he can be his running mate
the Menstrual cycle is replaced by a hybrid period
The mystery of "where do those dirt roads go"? is solved |
8th January 2007 09:36 PM |
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Lazy Bones |
quote: moy wrote:
Keith Richards will break his leg falling out of bed
i didn't think went to bed... |
8th January 2007 09:41 PM |
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pdog |
just read my post above, and it sucks!
I've failed you! |
9th January 2007 11:56 AM |
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gimmekeef |
quote: pdog wrote:
just read my post above, and it sucks!
I've failed you!
pdog....Can you make that counter go any faster? |
9th January 2007 12:00 PM |
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Some Guy |
Mick Jagger will be robbed. |
9th January 2007 12:04 PM |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
quote: pdog wrote:
People will die
Babies will be born
Someone will get laid
people will drink, ALOT!
Bush will be the center square
Gypsy goes to rehab
Pink will be the new black
You will ask you Doctor if this is right for you
Gas hits $5 a gallon
Osama asks Obama if he can be his running mate
the Menstrual cycle is replaced by a hybrid period
The mystery of "where do those dirt roads go"? is solved
Patriots win Superbowl. |
9th January 2007 12:12 PM |
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Saint Sway |
much like 2007, this thread is off to a sucky start |
9th January 2007 12:47 PM |
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Voodoo Scrounge |
Rod Stewart will release and album of covers |
9th January 2007 01:20 PM |
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pdog |
Joey gets his sphincter enhanced! |
10th January 2007 05:07 AM |
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corgi37 |
I will be semi-rich when my Mum's will is settled. |