| 30th December 2006 09:00 AM |
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| fireontheplatter |
any of you have any?
i do, but i can't say. its a secret....
happy new year stones fans
everybody say owwwwww |
| 30th December 2006 09:28 AM |
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| egon |
i think my liver will be leaving me next year... |
| 30th December 2006 09:40 AM |
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| GotToRollMe |
My resolution: To make it to Wembley if the Stones play there...even if I have to rob Mick to get the dough. 
I've got a couple others, but they're personal...
[Edited by GotToRollMe] |
| 30th December 2006 09:46 AM |
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| Nellcote |
Hopeful to not receive anymore of these emails!!!
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| 31st December 2006 10:33 AM |
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| tumbled |
Dave.. you might want to consider one of these:
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| 31st December 2006 12:17 PM |
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| mojoman |
quote:
egon wrote:
i think my liver will be leaving me next year...
funny!!!
your liver has left the building
love to go back to england to see the boys, but to see them anywhere in 07 would be good
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| 31st December 2006 05:17 PM |
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| iluvmickjagger07 |
new years resolutions are lame. no one ever follows them.
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| 31st December 2006 05:33 PM |
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| ComeAsYouAre |
quote:
iluvmickjagger07 wrote:
new years resolutions are lame. no one ever follows them.
Maybe, but there's always hope, right? |
| 31st December 2006 05:38 PM |
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| FotiniD |
I've tried the resolution thing for years, never managed to keep 'em even for the first month out of twelve 
Then I switched to New Year's Wishes, which worked for a while, but then they transformed into a huge stress warp (e.g. "what if none of this comes true?") so that plan was abandoned as well
Thus, here's a completely fresh year, I have no resolutions, I'm afraid to show my wishes, but I'm full of hope baby. Let's just keep those fingers crossed. |
| 31st December 2006 06:23 PM |
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| Dan |
Quit being so lazy and listen to new music. Well, I mean I will still be lazy, just put a bit more effort in finding new music. |
| 31st December 2006 09:38 PM |
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| glencar |
My resolution is to spend more money to see the Stones! More than ever before!!! |
| 31st December 2006 10:18 PM |
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| Erik_Snow |
I'd like to...get a new comfortable chair in 2007.
I'd be satisfied with myself then.
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| 31st December 2006 10:30 PM |
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| tumbled |
oooof
now that's a real butt!! |
| 31st December 2006 11:01 PM |
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| mojoman |
quote:
tumbled wrote:
oooof
now that's a real butt!!
*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black
*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4 |
| 1st January 2007 04:07 PM |
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| Bitch |
1. get back to the gym
2. cut down on sweets
3. clean/organize my house
4. make alot of money
5. pay off bills
goal:
another trip to Europe for the Stones, looking good and with lots of cash available!
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| 1st January 2007 05:52 PM |
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| mrhipfl |
1. lose weight
2. get organized in school
3. work on my guitar playing and song writing |
| 1st January 2007 07:09 PM |
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| mechanimals |
Drink less
Not eat fried foods |
| 1st January 2007 07:27 PM |
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| Honky Tonk Man |
Seriously? Cut back on the boozing. I got so drunk last night that I just walked right through someones opend door into a complete strangers new years eve party. I ended up staying 'till 5am though! |
| 2nd January 2007 07:13 AM |
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| Mahatma Kane Jeeves |
Seeing theres no Stones tour, I'll get a life |
| 2nd January 2007 10:08 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Honky Tonk Man wrote:
I got so drunk last night that I just walked right through someones opend door into a complete strangers new years eve party.
Well, I just hope you didn't get anyone knocked up.
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| 2nd January 2007 10:22 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
Meeting Slavegirl and licking her like an ice cream
just kidding,new years resolution are generally forgotten in february my dear RO pals! |
| 2nd January 2007 10:26 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
just kidding,new years resolution are generally forgotten in february my dear RO pals!
Not really. A message of hope....I resolved to quit masturbating in 1967 and haven't since...not once. So it can be done...just a little will power and self control, thats all. Whatever your resolution is ... you CAN do it. |
| 2nd January 2007 10:29 AM |
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| Honky Tonk Man |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Well, I just hope you didn't get anyone knocked up.
I don't think I'd of been capable of that! It was a really bizarre few hours though. I think I went in because I thought my brother was there for some reason. He was staying round a friend’s house and as it turns out, were only a couple of doors down. As first, everyone I spoke to just thought it was funny and gave me beers and left me be. The owner was okay with me being there too. I just blurted that I live down the road and that was that. After a few hours though a couple of the older people there began to question my presence. In the end one old guy just had enough and told me to go as I wasn't invited. I stumbled down the road and that was the end of it. I’m quite embarrassed buy it all actually. I’m sensible and reliable when sober, but the way I am when drunk scares me a little when I look back and think. |
| 2nd January 2007 10:40 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
>In the end one old guy just had enough and told me to go as I wasn't invited. I stumbled down the road and that was the end of it. I’m quite embarrassed buy it all actually. I’m sensible and reliable when sober, but the way I am when drunk scares me a little when I look back and think.<
Oh well shit happens. I think we've all done crazy shit like that at one time or another when drunk. As JR Ewing used to say, just don't wake up with a live man or a dead woman.
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| 2nd January 2007 11:12 AM |
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| TampabayStone |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Not really. A message of hope....I resolved to quit masturbating in 1967 and haven't since...not once. So it can be done...just a little will power and self control, thats all. Whatever your resolution is ... you CAN do it.
What? Why???????
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| 2nd January 2007 11:24 AM |
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| Gazza |
quote:
Mahatma Kane Jeeves wrote:
Seeing theres no Stones tour, I'll get a life
I think you'll need to defer that resolution until 2008. |
| 2nd January 2007 11:25 AM |
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| Gazza |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Not really. A message of hope....I resolved to quit masturbating in 1967 and haven't since...not once. So it can be done...just a little will power and self control, thats all. Whatever your resolution is ... you CAN do it.
remind me to stand across the road from you if we ever meet and you show any signs of being over-excited at any time... |
| 2nd January 2007 11:33 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Gazza wrote:
remind me to stand across the road from you if we ever meet and you show any signs of being over-excited at any time...
I don't get excited. I'm pure logic.
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| 2nd January 2007 11:37 AM |
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| GotToRollMe |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Not really. A message of hope....I resolved to quit masturbating in 1967 and haven't since...not once. So it can be done...just a little will power and self control, thats all. Whatever your resolution is ... you CAN do it.
What!? Geddouddaheah! 
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| 2nd January 2007 11:38 AM |
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| TampabayStone |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
I don't get excited. I'm pure logic.
Oh, I see.
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