Dear Ted,
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving
my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than
a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to
a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady
making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we
have been married for twelve years.
When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back
yard and heard a lady scream, he had come to her rescue but found her
unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in
bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and
kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But
when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down
and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job
six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him this
ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to
him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Susie Fox
Dear Susie,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults. Start by checking that there is no debris in the
fuel line. If it is clear, check the clips holding the vacuum lines onto
the inlet manifold for air leaks. If none of these approaches solves the
problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low
delivery pressure to the carburettor flow at chamber. If all these
checks fail visit your nearest garage or perhaps your husband or a friendly
neighbour might help.
I hope this helps.
Ted
21st December 2007 06:20 PM
TampabayStone
21st December 2007 06:24 PM
Some Guy
quote:TampabayStone wrote:
man, back in the day... you could post a booty.
21st December 2007 06:32 PM
TampabayStone
quote:Some Guy wrote:
man, back in the day... you could post a booty.
Badunkadunk?
21st December 2007 06:35 PM
Some Guy
God bless us everyone.
21st December 2007 07:52 PM
open-g
couch cat potatoe?
22nd December 2007 07:17 AM
pdog
22nd December 2007 08:45 AM
Nellcote
A man in Topeka , Kansas decided to write a book about Churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there.
Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read 'Calls: $10,000 a minute.'
Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God.
The man thanked the pastor and contin ued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle , Dallas, St. Louis, Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor
Finally, he arrived in Massachusetts. Upon entering a church in Boston , MA .. ........Behold - he saw the usual golden telephone.
But THIS time, the sign read "Calls: .35 cents."
Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor, "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only .35 cents a call. Why? Why?"
The pastor, smiling benignly, replied :
"Son, you're in Boston , Massachusetts now, home of the Boston Red Sox, the Patriots, Celtics, Bruins.
