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Topic: If they were animals Return to archive
01-07-04 04:49 AM
sj Looked at photos of Ronnie and Charlie I just can't help notice how they look like birds. Is Ronnie a crow? Is Charlie an owl? Of course was slightly intoxicated when came up with these ideas..

Anybody have an animal for Keith or Mick?
01-07-04 06:00 AM
Zeeta LOL!
My friends and I do this about eachother and other people. I once labelled some guy that I know as a "Woodland Creature" !! He was difficult to define!
I would intuitively say Mick is a horse and keith is a bull post Some Girls, a ratish creature 70-76 and a dog pre this!!!!!
01-07-04 06:45 AM
glencar Wyman was a woodpecker!
01-07-04 07:35 AM
Jumacfly Chuck is a worm..
01-07-04 07:46 AM
Egbert Keef is the father of all things monkey.
01-07-04 07:50 AM
Zeeta
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
Chuck is a worm..



I beg to differ but chucky looks like a Squirel!
01-07-04 07:59 AM
SHINE A LIGHT mick j. = a monkey (man)
keith = black panther
01-07-04 08:23 AM
UGot2Rollme I agree with SAL, would add:

Ronnie = Rooster
Charlie = frog

sidemen:

Daryyl = hippopotamus
Bobby = pig
Chuck = baboon
01-07-04 09:39 AM
scratched Ronnie = crow
Keith = wolf
Mick = greyhound
Charlie = giraffe
Brian = some kind of light coloured puppy
Mick T = elf
Chuck Leavell = bull terrier yapping at everyone's heels
Bobby Keys = hog
Nicky Hopkins = donkey
Ian Stewart = Saint Bernard dog (with brandy cask around its neck)
01-07-04 09:58 AM
Monkey Woman Keith is a cat
Mick a monkey
Ronnie a toucan
Charlie a tortoise

Chuck is a squirrel
Darryl a tapir
Lisa a fox
Bernard a spaniel
Blondie a bat
Bobby a hog

And that's just for starters!
01-07-04 10:24 AM
Taptrick When Keith was smacked out in the early-mid 70s and would talk so soft and move so slow - reminded me of a three-toed sloth.
01-07-04 11:41 AM
Monkey Woman The Three Chord Sloth Wonder!!!
[Edited by Monkey Woman]
01-07-04 12:13 PM
quackenbush Keith used to look like a wolf, but now he looks like a monkey.
01-07-04 11:31 PM
mickmask Don't care......just wish I was the zookeeper!!!!!!!
01-07-04 11:39 PM
stonedinaustralia
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
Chuck is a worm..



HILARIOUS
01-08-04 02:43 AM
fmk438j I think Charlie is the spitting image of Jar Jar Binks, that crap star wars character.

01-08-04 06:56 AM
Jumping Jack Mick the Leo? Clearly a Lion and King of the Jungle! Hear him roar!
01-08-04 07:15 AM
sj A laught and a half! Charlie does resemble Jar

Ok.. my two cents worth. Last year's Rolling Stone article about the Stones titled "Dinosaurs roam the earth" sums it up pretty well.. Mick breaths fire while Keith riffs brown sugar and gets happy:

http://stoneslib9.homestead.com/files/charlotte1.jpg
http://stoneslib9.homestead.com/files/LA2stagewide.jpg
01-08-04 12:01 PM
FPM C10 Sorry, but Darryl IS Jar Jar Binks.

Can't add much to this great thread - my favorites so far are Mick as a greyhound (although a whippet might be a sexier answer)and it's hilarious that poor Bobby is universally considered a HOG. (Didn't they rehearse "I'm A Hawg For You Baby" in Toronto?) I'm reminded of several animal references from the past - Keith & Woody were described as "a pair of diseased crows"; Keith is a Sagittarius, which means he is "half man, half horse, with a license to shit in the street"; and of course Dame Elton's uncharitable characterization of Keith as an arthritic monkey.
01-08-04 04:01 PM
Lambchop Threads like this are sick on SO many levels - that it makes it impossible for me to stop checking in....

Mick, feral pedigreed black Bengal cat

Keith, junk yard sharpei who's found Byron and rasta godish

Charlie, retired top racing greyhound who hasn't been offed

Ronnie, beast of burden

Mick T, beluga whale on the karaoke circut

Brian, maggot lunch