| December 30th, 2004 07:47 PM |
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| Mel Belli |
1. The new Washington Nationals baseball team will have a dismal first season.
2. Michael Cohl will secretly travel to Baghdad to determine the feasibilty of a Rolling Stones concert there. (Gazza: Insert car-bombing fantasy here.)
3. Mel Belli will see Peter Jackson's "King Kong" on the hopes that Naomi Watts will get naked yet again.
4. Something drastic will happen that makes Europe scuttle the accession of Turkey into the EU.
5. Keith Richards' fingers will grow to the size of hot dogs.
6. No one outside of Canada will care that there's no NHL season.
7. Ronnie Wood will paint a portrait of himself in 1975 and wonder, "Where did it all go wrong?"
8. George Bush will see none of his agenda enacted in Congress.
9. Bill Wyman will link to a charity on his Web site that benefits himself.
10. Mick Jagger will put a South Florida lawyer by the initials of JB on retainer. |
| December 30th, 2004 08:39 PM |
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| gypsymofo60 |
Sorry! but this one's from an Anglo-Australasian prespective. George W will arrange a multi faceted,magical mystery tour into Iran for all healthy young people from various like minded countries called 'Operation Overlord 2005'.
The current scedule maybe revised depending on Syrian,Palestinian capitulation. Your tour guide will be Mr.Tony Blair, forced to resign early in 2005 in order to become a bus driver while he devotes his time to his guitar in order to become Keith Richards.
A second and just as severe earthquake as the recent Asian one will occur 50 kms south west of Japan, causing yet another in a spate of giant tsunamis. Japan's economy will be devastated. Encourging The Chinese to kindly intervene,
and while they're at it they'll walk on into Taiwan, and take control of The Spratly Islands....It's on for young and old now.
England, well the south coast will be hit by devastaing floods. The entire south of England coast line will begin disappearing into the Channel. So it'll be goodbye Holland and Belgium soon too.
On the sporting front, Diego Maradonna makes yet another comeback."The snort of God". Tennis star Lleytton Hewitt
gets his first pubic hair,just as David Beckhams voice finally breaks. They share a pint on entering adulthood.
Meanwhile young David joins London/Russian club Chelsea who
buy a famous English Premiership title in May, even though they finish in sixth place.
"The 2014 World Cup Finals are to be held in Ausralia" FIFA will declare. FIFA President Sepp Blatter says Have you been there? God! if there's one place that needs livening up it's there. Mick Jagger thinks Sepp's talking only about Perth.
And after more than 40 years those grand old ladies of the road call it a day. They will release one more album to be titled '41 Licks', it'll be a collection of songs that didn't make it onto '40 Licks'+ one new song,(I Think We Got Some)'Satisfaction'. They then plan a short tour of retirement villages along England's south coast."That's before the mutha sinks" says a tired but cheerfull Mr.Richards. Mr. Jagger quips!"Weeeelll! We really outta give sumfing back to those original fans"..........roll on 2006. |
| December 30th, 2004 10:30 PM |
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| Soldatti |
quote:
Mel Belli wrote:
7. Ronnie Wood will paint a portrait of himself in 1975 and wonder, "Where did it all go wrong?"
9. Bill Wyman will link to a charity on his Web site that benefits himself.
10. Mick Jagger will put a South Florida lawyer by the initials of JB on retainer.
I love this... |
| December 31st, 2004 10:36 AM |
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| jb |
quote:
Mel Belli wrote:
1. The new Washington Nationals baseball team will have a dismal first season.
2. Michael Cohl will secretly travel to Baghdad to determine the feasibilty of a Rolling Stones concert there. (Gazza: Insert car-bombing fantasy here.)
3. Mel Belli will see Peter Jackson's "King Kong" on the hopes that Naomi Watts will get naked yet again.
4. Something drastic will happen that makes Europe scuttle the accession of Turkey into the EU.
5. Keith Richards' fingers will grow to the size of hot dogs.
6. No one outside of Canada will care that there's no NHL season.
7. Ronnie Wood will paint a portrait of himself in 1975 and wonder, "Where did it all go wrong?"
8. George Bush will see none of his agenda enacted in Congress.
9. Bill Wyman will link to a charity on his Web site that benefits himself.
10. Mick Jagger will put a South Florida lawyer by the initials of JB on retainer.
Thanks Mel!!!! |
| December 31st, 2004 11:47 AM |
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| F505 |
7. Ronnie Wood will paint a portrait of himself in 1975 and wonder, "Where did it all go wrong?"
That's the best line I read in 2004! |
| January 3rd, 2005 11:57 AM |
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| jb |
quote:
F505 wrote:
7. Ronnie Wood will paint a portrait of himself in 1975 and wonder, "Where did it all go wrong?"
That's the best line I read in 2004!
I will be better able to detect inflamation of my dogs anal glands. |
| January 4th, 2005 01:02 PM |
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| jb |
Max Lugar will start his own web site. |
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