December 30th, 2004 09:49 AM |
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Some Guy |
Joey in 05
Best Joey ever! |
December 30th, 2004 06:55 PM |
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gypsy |
quote: Some Guy wrote:
Joey in 05
Best Joey ever!
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
" Liedo Shuffle "
( Boz Scaggs / Tony Santos )
" Lido missed the boat
That day he left the shack
But that was all he missed
He ain't comin' back
At a tombstone bar
In a juke-joint car he made a stop
Just long enough
To grab a handle off the top
Next stop Chi'town
Lido put the money down
Let her roll
He say, "one more job oughta get it
One last shot 'fore we quit it"
One for the Baby Steelie !
Lido, whoa-oh-oh-oh....
He's for the money, he's for the show
Lido's a-waitin' for another go
Lido, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh....
He said, "one more job oughta get it"
"One last shot, we quit it"
"One more for the road"
Lido be runnin',
Havin' great big fun 'til he got the note
Sayin' "toe the line or blow it"
And that was all she wrote
He be makin' like a beeline,
Headin' for the borderline, goin' for broke
Sayin, "one more hit oughta do it"
"This joint, ain't nothin' to it"
"One more for the road"
Lido, whoa-oh-oh-oh....
He's for the money, he's for the show
Lido's a-waitin' for another go
Lido, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh....
"one more job oughta get it"
"One last shot, and we quit it"
"One more for the road"
Lido, whoa-oh-oh-oh....
He's for the money, he's for the show
Lido's a-waitin' for another go
Lido, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.... ( fade to Baby Steelie ! ) "
Jacky ! ™ |
December 30th, 2004 07:57 PM |
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Trey Krimsin |
Gypsy
You make me shed a tear in happiness.
Come to Trey!
Slots rule you bastards!
T. |
December 30th, 2004 08:44 PM |
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Lavendar |
"I smell ass"
Has got to be one of the BEST "Joey" lines along with the crack in the ass |
December 31st, 2004 12:53 AM |
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gypsy |
Hope our joey has " the SOURCE " on " ALL FOURS! "
Our little board is so lonesome without him.
Where is Baby Steelie?
Everyday we long for the return of Baby Steelie.
George Foreman named all of his children after himself.
And I just gots to know WHY?
You make joey cry like baby, when all the joey does is love.
© ROCC |
December 31st, 2004 01:00 AM |
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LadyJane |
quote: gypsy wrote:
Hope our joey has " the SOURCE " on " ALL FOURS! "
Our little board is so lonesome without him.
Where is Baby Steelie?
Everyday we long for the return of Baby Steelie.
George Foreman named all of his children after himself.
And I just gots to know WHY?
You make joey cry like baby, when all the joey does is love.
© ROCC
Absolutely Outstanding post, fellow slot!
Please feel free to take the rest of the day off.
LHackyJ
©ROCC |
December 31st, 2004 06:46 AM |
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Trey Krimsin |
LadyJane and Gypsy
You both make Trey all warm and tingly inside.
I would like to snuggle with both of you.
Slots rule you bastards!
Tricky T!
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December 31st, 2004 10:37 AM |
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jb |
I miss you Joey |
December 31st, 2004 10:37 AM |
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jb |
quote: jb wrote:
I miss you Joey
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December 31st, 2004 10:38 AM |
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jb |
quote: jb wrote:
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December 31st, 2004 10:38 AM |
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jb |
Have a greaqt time in South Carolina!!!! |
December 31st, 2004 10:38 AM |
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jb |
quote: jb wrote:
Have a greaqt time in South Carolina!!!!
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December 31st, 2004 10:38 AM |
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jb |
quote: jb wrote:
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December 31st, 2004 10:45 AM |
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Riffhard |
quote: gypsy wrote:
Hope our joey has " the SOURCE " on " ALL FOURS! "
Our little board is so lonesome without him.
Where is Baby Steelie?
Everyday we long for the return of Baby Steelie.
George Foreman named all of his children after himself.
And I just gots to know WHY?
You make joey cry like baby, when all the joey does is love.
© ROCC
Gypsy your genius shines through with that post! Many here cannot see your true brilliance,but fear not gypsy I see it! Oh yes I do!
Riffhard |
December 31st, 2004 10:46 AM |
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jb |
Hey Riff..they opened a "Ben's Kosher Deli" in Boca on 441 nad Clint Moore!!! Happy New Year!!! |
January 1st, 2005 02:37 PM |
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gypsy |
quote: jb wrote:
I miss you Joey
And your little joeykins misses you too!
I left a present for you in you silk boxer drawer!
.....time to :
***************END TRANSMISSION ***************
Joey Phewing !™
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January 1st, 2005 02:39 PM |
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glencar |
quote: jb wrote:
Have a greaqt time in South Carolina!!!!
To whom is this cryptic post directed? Is La Joey in the Palmetto State? |
January 1st, 2005 02:43 PM |
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telecaster |
quote: glencar wrote:
To whom is this cryptic post directed? Is La Joey in the Palmetto State?
I believe that would be me Glencar
I am down here now
I love this place
The Gulfstream is my friend
I am wearing shorts
People in Chicago are wearing snowmobile suits
I ain't coming home until Rocks Off Fest Chicago '05 |
January 1st, 2005 02:45 PM |
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glencar |
Tele, I was there last week! I was in the Pawley's Island area. Enjoy! I'm moving there in a few years when I retire from my cushy gov't job. |
January 1st, 2005 05:33 PM |
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glencar |
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/6660/2008c.swf |
January 2nd, 2005 12:21 AM |
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gypsy |
LadyJane, come to the JOEY
We can make a " BOOK OF RECORDS! "
Jo Jo Joey! |
January 2nd, 2005 12:30 AM |
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parmeda |
quote: telecaster wrote:
I ain't coming home until Rocks Off Fest Chicago '05
tele...
FYI we had a heatwave this past weekend. It was in the upper 40's. I BBQ'd today!
Get your ass home.
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January 2nd, 2005 06:35 PM |
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gypsy |
quote: parmeda wrote:
tele...
FYI we had a heatwave this past weekend. It was in the upper 40's. I BBQ'd today!
Get your ass home.
My Stonesian Princess , do NOT say BBQ around THE JOEY!
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January 2nd, 2005 09:07 PM |
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LadyJane |
Gyps ................I just soiled myself again ( fourth time today ).
LJacky Caked ! ™
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January 2nd, 2005 10:49 PM |
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Trey Krimsin |
Gypsy and LJ,
The Panthers upset me so today that I soiled myself eight times. And now.....Oh No!
>>>>>>END TRANSMISSION>>>>>>>
[Edited by Trey Krimsin] |
January 3rd, 2005 12:19 AM |
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gypsy |
Didn't Jack Albertson play the role of the Pedophile in " Willy Wonka " ???????????????????????
Developing .....................
Shiver ........................,
Shecky !
© Joey Wonka |
January 3rd, 2005 04:12 PM |
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gypsy |
My sources tell me the Oompa Loompas were Jews!
jb, my Jewish friend, where are you?
Jerskee! |
January 3rd, 2005 04:21 PM |
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jb |
quote: gypsy wrote:
My sources tell me the Oompa Loompas were Jews!
jb, my Jewish friend, where are you?
Jerskee!
I only made 785K...I am very much disappointed. |
January 3rd, 2005 04:23 PM |
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nankerphelge |
Sorry jb, beat ya again.
$823K and they gave me a hot Asian chick as a bonus!
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January 3rd, 2005 04:24 PM |
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jb |
quote: nankerphelge wrote:
Sorry jb, beat ya again.
$823K and they gave me a hot Asian chick as a bonus!
But you didn't get to post as much!!! |