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01-04-03 01:40 AM
~AzQb

There ya go my StonesianSir!

We gotta klatch someday between your woods and my jungle, because i like my guys with LOTs of creme and tablespoons of RAW sugar.

Problem is, klatchin so, probably wouldn't get home for the entire day, due to the weight of that full length mirror i've gotten as a gift this New Year! They're So fuckin HEAvY.

~Dominos with a grain of rock salt!
01-04-03 05:36 PM
Sir Stonesalot I would rather have my gonads slowly smashed with a pair of vice grips, than be subjected to spending 3 seconds in your company.

If you really expect me to forget the ugly things that you said about me, then you are sadly mistaken.

I hope "unburdening" yourself was worth losing a friend.
01-04-03 05:42 PM
~AzQb

SS

No it's not worth losing you as a friend.

I just thought you armoured and big enuf to take it.

Guess i was wrong.

~
01-04-03 06:08 PM
Sir Stonesalot Oh I'm big enough all right. Believe me, I haven't lost a wink of sleep over this.

But everything has consequences.

After the baseless accusations that you made against me, how could you possibly expect me to just shrug that off, and go party with you? Why would I do that? I may be a lot of things, but stupid ain't one of them. I'll not be letting the sorry likes of you stab me in the back again.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

01-04-03 06:18 PM
~AzQb

SS+

I haven't lost a wink over it, either. It's a fucking Stones message board on the Internet, and not quite real life, right?

The thing is, this whole contest shit afforded an oppurtunity to voice a couple things which i felt needed to be said. The "contest context" was a relevent chance for it. So i took it-- big fucking deal-- it isn't like a "stab in the back", either. Not to me. It's airing some silent but deadly farts out and opening the fucking window.

And your hypocrisy point regarding flaming martha? i took that to heart immediately and tried to open that window right away, because you were right about that.

And i'm not too arrogant or proud to admit it.

~
01-04-03 06:56 PM
Sir Stonesalot What really stuns me the most about all of this, is that you took me seriously.

I play shocked and hurt really well don't I?

Maybe I'll get nominated for an Oscar for "Best Performance By A Leading Actor On An Internet Message Board".

Nomination Committee...are you reading this???

See? I can wind you up, and play you like a toy piano.

I almost feel bad about dicking you around like that, but hey, I was bored. I needed to entertain myself somehow. But now I'm getting bored with this little charade too.

Besides, you found the whole thing cathartic, right?

You still wanna blow my nose & then blow my mind?

L-O-fuckin'-L!

01-04-03 07:09 PM
~AzQb
SS!

Gimme a minute to digest thIs one ok?

Remember what you always signed off with way back when?

"Ain't no hangin mattah" . As good now as it was then!

~
01-04-03 08:30 PM
Sir Stonesalot Sorry I fucked with you like that....it's just that you gave me such a golden opportunity, I just couldn't pass it up. I figured you could handle it though....

One of the very first lessons I learned on these boards is...don't take ANYTHING seriously.

Fiji Joe could be a tall, skinny, college kid from Montana.

The Savage Young One could be a 40 year old housewife that has her own Am Porn site.

Moonisup could just be one of JB's psuedonymns...No one REALLY likes JB.

Soulie could actually be The Storm.

Anyhow, since you took the opp to teach me a lesson...I thought I'd return the favor...like I said, I was really bored.

01-04-03 09:26 PM
TheSavageYoungXyzzy
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Sorry I fucked with you like that....it's just that you gave me such a golden opportunity, I just couldn't pass it up. I figured you could handle it though....

One of the very first lessons I learned on these boards is...don't take ANYTHING seriously.

Fiji Joe could be a tall, skinny, college kid from Montana.

The Savage Young One could be a 40 year old housewife that has her own Am Porn site.

Moonisup could just be one of JB's psuedonymns...No one REALLY likes JB.

Soulie could actually be The Storm.

Anyhow, since you took the opp to teach me a lesson...I thought I'd return the favor...like I said, I was really bored.




Dear God... that's really scary. Me, owning an Amateur Porn site. And being a housewife, or a wife of any sort... *shudder*.

(It took me awhile to get the phrase "Am"... I thought you meant like a talk radio porn channel.)

Who's The Storm? Another irate unbalanced creature of Stones Board history? Like this Stonesbabe or whoever that no one ever talks about who seems to be the "Carrie" of the Stones message boards?

-tSYX --- Fingerprint file, 's got me down...
01-04-03 09:33 PM
Sir Stonesalot Stormie is...well....The Storm.

He's OK, until you mention Bridges To Babylon....then he kind of goes haywire.

And the guy is tenacious as a pitbull. I mean, he just will NOT let go. He uses lots of big words to impress people, but usually he ends up just saying the same things over and over.

The guy was so twisted as to SPAM one of Keno's polls...which in turn spilled into spamming gasx3.

Don't even mention the other one's name...she might show and eat you up.
01-05-03 12:15 AM
TheSavageYoungXyzzy Dear God... like the seedy underside of the Stones world...

Man, I thought we were a nasty crowd here... we actually have an Unmentionable Lurking Terror... oh dear, that's scary.

Wow. I am intregued. PM me if you're bored and got an *objective* story of this thing, I'm just curious as to the big issue, since it obviously spawned all three of the major boards today, not including IORR. Not a "and then this happened and as a result that person's a FUCKER!!!!" story. Just the facts, Ma'am. Sir. Whatever.

They're ressurecting Dragnet. I used to see that on Nick At Nite if I stayed up past my bedtime.

What a shame. Remixes, rehashes, all for the money.

-tSYX --- This story is true. The names have been changed to protect the completely Stoned.
01-05-03 03:30 PM
MarthaMyDear Thank you, ~AzQb, for your nice post and keep on being the cool and silly you that you are, alrighty?!?!?! And, the same for everyone here and ROCK ON AND STAY NICE, ZANY, FUN, FUNNY, AND HILARIOUS!!! Gotta go but KEEP THOSE FREAKISH FLAGS FLYING HIGH!!!! TAKE CARE AND KEEP ROCKIN' AND 'A ROLLIN'!!!

*** Martha ***
01-05-03 04:10 PM
Joey I saw " Stormy " at McDonald's Thursday afternoon ....................


He offered to " Supersize " my meal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


{{{{{{{{ CA - RACK }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

" It looks like ......it could be ................ IT IS !!!! "


" Another home run by the Joester . I tell ya Steve , this young Joey of ours is back to his winning ways ever since he kicked Blow ."

" You are exactly right Harry ..................once a " Blow Monkey " and now rounding the bases like a banshee ."

Beautiful !!!!!!


01-05-03 06:30 PM
Monkey Woman Thank you ~AzQb for speaking some much-needed truths and congrats for your courage!
A few unchecked bullies on a message board can sour it for everybody. I'm not for censorship of any kind, just for personal responsability for EVERYBODY, even the self proclamed "big dogs".
Just because someone is smartest, toughest or has been there longer than others doesn't make is OK for that individual to rip to pieces the luckless newbie. Or to take on the part of board manager if nobody asked you to... This "awards" debacle proved, if proof was necessary, that playing with real people's emotions, even for fun, is not harmless. The other board members are not puppets in a show, they're not even your brothers or best buddies who've known you since kindergarten and can tell when you're joking or not!
This isn't funny? No, of course not! Sometimes, real life raises its ugly head even in the more testosterone-brimming, hell-raising drunken frat-house. Tough! One could nearly feel sympathy for the poor disillusioned guys then, trying to cling to their self-esteem by claiming they were just playing along, you know... Yes, of course, we believe you, poor dears!
01-05-03 06:55 PM
~AzQb

HeYI'mGlAdYoUaReAMoNkEYWoMaNToO!

I'm sooooo glad you got it for what it was-- just a cracked window for some silent but deadlies stinkin things up a little.

So rare it is when there's even any bit of a chance to saunter in to the RealityRoDeO with the revolvers cocked& ready for a show down on TruthStreet.

"Courage" you say? Hell, you win "Most Courageous" for voicing this yerself! And if we get the "silent treatment" we can always post to eachother !

~RoTflMaO~!

01-05-03 06:58 PM
glencar The Storm was, is and always will be a jackass. Only person on any Stones board who ever made me angry. He acted like the expert on everything Stones yet he knew nothing. He's probably bothering KISS board folks these days. What an asahola.
01-05-03 08:17 PM
Sir Stonesalot >A few unchecked bullies on a message board can sour it for everybody. <

Oh gee! I hope yopu aren't talking about ME! GASP!

>Just because someone is smartest, toughest or has been there longer than others doesn't make is OK for that individual to rip to pieces the luckless newbie.<

I'll take this as a compliment. And I've already said, I won't tear into a newbie unless they said someting really stupid. Look, they gotta learn.

>Or to take on the part of board manager if nobody asked you to<

And I haven't. If I crossed any lines, I'm sure Gazza, or Voodoo, or Jaxxy would tell me. I EXPECT them to tell me. So unless I hear differently from them....it's business as usual for Sir Stonesalot.

>This "awards" debacle proved, if proof was necessary, that playing with real people's emotions, even for fun, is not harmless.<

This is an internet message board. We aren't "real" people. Sir Stonesalot is my character, my handle. I think where you, and others like you, make your big mistake is in treating this place like it IS real. If you are putting REAL emotion into this place...then you have some serious issues that need addressed. That isn't my problem, and I can't help you.

>The other board members are not puppets in a show, they're not even your brothers or best buddies who've known you since kindergarten and can tell when you're joking or not! <

See, again, yes we are ALL puppets in the show that is Rocks Off. You are ALL my "cyber" brothers & sisters here. Even those of you whom I don't really care for. And actually, yeah, my best buddy in real life IS here at Rocks Off. And I've made some real friendships off board with some off the board members. Including AZQB.

I try to make it obvious when I'm joking....like the "global warming" thread. If you thought I was being serious...well, that's pretty sad. Now, in this thread, it didn't suit my purpose to have it be obvious that I was fucking around....so I played it differently. For the gag to be effective, I had to make Annie believe that she wounded me. I couldn't have turned the crank otherwise.

What I learned a long time ago, and evidently what you need to learn MW, is to take NOTHING on an internet message board seriously. Why? Because it's an internet message board. It's not a serious thing. And if you, or anyone else does take what happens on an internet message board seriously, then you have bigger problems to deal with, and you probably ought not to be here.

>This isn't funny? No, of course not! <

Then why am I laughing?

>Sometimes, real life raises its ugly head even in the more testosterone-brimming, hell-raising drunken frat-house. <

I'm sure it does...but this isn't a frat house. IT'S AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD! The only time "real life" comes here is when a baby gets born, or unfortunately, when someone like Temple dies. Even the parties that sometimes get organized...they end, and we return back to our real lives. I think for most of us, this place is an ESCAPE from "real life". If that is not your case, then again, that's not my problem.

>trying to cling to their self-esteem by claiming they were just playing along<

Well, you are entitled to think whatever you want. But I really WAS having AZQB on.

You see, I only care what my son thinks of me. You, Annie, or anyone else here for that matter, it just doesn't matter to me. I simply do not care what any of you think of me, good, bad, or indifferent. I seek no one's approval. I play Sir Stonesalot however he best entertains me.

I will continue to run contests. If I disagree with someone, I'll let them know. If I think someone made a good point, or shared some good info, I'll let them know. If I think someone is mucking up the place, I'll let them know. That is how I've always played my Sir Stonesalot character(he's a frigging knight for goodness sake!), and I'll not change him for you, Annie, or anyone. Every now and again, I get tired of SS, and I put him away. Like when I did the "Cardinal Ximinez" character, or "SS The Insult Comic Dog".

You either get it, or you don't. Either way is fine with me.
01-05-03 09:38 PM
parmeda Hey SS...how are ya?

How's the armor shining these days? Been hearing a lot of *pings* lately, lol...
01-05-03 10:18 PM
Sir Stonesalot Oh hell, they can throw bricks and I wouldn't care in the slightest.

When this all started, a few regulars PM'd me, and wanted me to know that they didn't feel the same way as AZQB. That they "knew" I was upset, but that I should shrug it off because it was only a disaffected few who were grumbling. I told them then that I was just goofing around.

In fact, I was sort of in cahoots with one of the people who was playing hurt! It was all just a big show!

If we take anything at all from this, I hope it's that people don't take things too seriously anymore. Stay loose, go with the flow.

It always amazes me how people get offended by the content of a thread. If it's so damn offensive...why are they reading it? If your sensabilities have been knackered, don't scroll down any further! Click the "back" button. No one forces anyone to read any of this, you know? Don't likey, don't looky.

That's why I find it so funny when people say I bully and intimidate people. How the hell can I do that? I can't force anyone to do anything. I'm not standing there right in your face, twisting anyone's arm. This is just an internet message board. If you don't like what I'm saying, DON'T READ IT!

How simple is that?

Anyhow Pammy, I'm fine. Thanks for asking. Did you get my email? I'm including a couple of little extras in your package that I hope you like. Sorry, it's taken so long to get your stuff in the mail...my stupid printer was giving me fits. I couldn't get your artwork to print right...it was all green looking. I had to switch printers with my niece. It looks good now. As long as no unforeseen circumstances arise...your package mails tomorrow.
01-05-03 11:08 PM
parmeda Yes, I received your e-mail...did you get mine?

One day, our paths will cross...and we'll laugh our asses off.
I can't wait!

In the meantime...don't ever change.
01-05-03 11:12 PM
~AzQb

SS

I received quite a few PM's and e-mails myself-- from folks who were in adamant agreement about "airing out the silent but deadlies" -- and every note and message I received was quite serious in tone.

As a matter of fact, a couple people expressed chagrin at not jumping in, and two or three called themselves "chicken" or "coward" for not doing so, either for fear at being misconstrued, or fear of repercussions on the board.

JUst thought you should know.

As far as this being a place of facade and personas, i think we all figured that out within a few days of posting, and most normal people take it all pretty light, with the exception of a few in need of some fresh air and sunshine, you know?

It IS just a Stones message board, but not EVERYone assumes a persona, facade, or character-- and not EVERYone gets the joke every time.

~
01-05-03 11:15 PM
Sir Stonesalot No I didn't get any email from you...that's why I asked. I thought maybe mine got lost in the great vacum of cyberspace.

Yes Pammy we will laugh. People will gape. We will laugh harder.

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.
01-05-03 11:19 PM
parmeda hmmm....damn vaccuum.
I'll re-send it!
01-05-03 11:31 PM
The Eggman I am a regular here,I'd like to call myself. However. i was not even probably considered in the voting



I Am in your reality, but not in your (all of you guys) understanding



And in that, I shall say...DOES ANYONE REMEMBER LAUGHTER?
01-05-03 11:51 PM
Sir Stonesalot My Queen....

LOL! Repercussions? I mean, what could I possibly do to them? It's not like I'm gonna show up at their house to beat them up! Will the big bad Boogeyman in the shiney armour tease and taunt them to death?

I learned this at Knight school(awful pun fully intended), and is very applicable here:

Sticks and stones
May break my bones
But names
Shall never hurt me.

I don't care if EVERYONE sent you an email or PM. I wouldn't change a thing.

Hell, if it will make them feel better, they can have a rip at me too. I honestly don't care. I'm not here to make people miserable. That should be pretty damn obvious. In fact, I try to bring smiles(and smilies MMD!)to as many faces as possible. If having a slag on SS will be a cathartic experience, by all means, they should have a go.

You say not EVERYONE takes this place lightly. I say, that is not my problem. They need to LEARN that lesson....just like I thought you needed to be reminded of it. I can't help it if people want to get all squirrely over something that is said on an internet message board. I WILL NOT tiptoe around on eggshells in case I might step on an easily bruised ego.

Remember what I do for a living AZQB. Now if you want to talk about reality, I can tell you all about it. If you want to talk about things that should be taken seriously, I can do that. THIS place is NOT reality. No one blows their brain out while we listen. No one's house is on fire here. No one wakes up next to their dead spouse here. I haven't had to tell anyone here that their son was just killed in a car wreck. No Annie, Rocks Off has very very little to do with "reality".

01-06-03 12:13 AM
~AzQb

SS!

Come ON, man!

~RoTfLmAo~!

It was i who attempted to put things into perspective regarding this merely being "a fucking message board" in at least two of my original posts-- the "gist" being one.

Even though this is a cyberplayland, the DisneyWorld of the 'net, maybe--that doesn't disregard the fact that there ARE real people with real emotions behind the handles.

"Wouldn't change a thing", you say?

I obviously wasted my time!

And almost regret sticking my neck out at all-- except i know for sure quite a few "got it". And to be honest,even if there was only ONE given a voice in the silence, that's enuf for me


~RoTfLmAo!

01-06-03 12:18 AM
The Eggman Did ya all see that?...I posted a message obsiously wanting a reply from whomever and yet it was covered up by the sqabble between Azxb-something and Cardinal X




and Iam halfed tanked now....


sooooooooo ya!
01-06-03 12:28 AM
parmeda Hey Eggy...
I hear ya...I love to laugh!
Keep pounding down the cocktails, post me a joke (make sure it's a good one!) and you can claim that you made my mascara run down my cheeks...yet again!
01-06-03 12:42 AM
~AzQb

SS+

In addition, you speak of your job and this place being diametric opposites, and i beg to differ.

Maybe you SHOULD think of this place a little more like the 911 dispatching thing-- only because in light of what we've all read since even as recently as "Pies"-- there really IS no way of knowing if some poster is out on the ledge or not and in need of a little talking down? You HAVE read a few of these posts, have you not? right here on RocksOff?

Just a thought.

Personally i think all these peripherals are soft focussing the real issue, which won't be dilUTed in MY mind, no matter what peripheral matters are brought into "focus".

~
01-06-03 12:52 AM
~AzQb

YeaEgGmAn!

I'm with parmeda! Be a sunnyside up EggbOY and slur p out a fucking joke for us--

God knows we need it

~{pamm--just hope it ain't at the expense of K's visage!EoTfLmAo~}

You Go, EgGbOY!
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