| January 4th, 2006 02:04 PM |
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| Starbuck |
(with apologies to winwood / capaldi)
20,000 posts and still he hasn't said a thing
just pictures of his dumps and the israeli flag flying
and meaningless recounts of happenings on howard stern
perhaps we should go call someone...I really am concerned
there is no way he can get anything done now at work
his wasted time is driving his poor bosses plain berserk
if he put in the time he puts on posting he won't fail
to finally get himself a date with a real live female
one score times a hundred, yes, it boggles up the mind
if you crunch the numbers right, then maybe you will find
there's no way you can catch him now, or even josh the jew
you'd have had to start posting in 1862.
(below: joey receives a congratulatory handshake from the "big man" in honor of his 6,000th post- 1944)
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| January 4th, 2006 02:15 PM |
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| Jumping Jack |
Please don't forget Pete, the Qwest Center, and Johnny C. 'kins is a man of great depth and substance!!!
End of transmission .......... |
| January 4th, 2006 02:39 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
(with apologies to winwood / capaldi)
20,000 posts and still he hasn't said a thing
just pictures of his dumps and the israeli flag flying
and meaningless recounts of happenings on howard stern
perhaps we should go call someone...I really am concerned
there is no way he can get anything done now at work
his wasted time is driving his poor bosses plain berserk
if he put in the time he puts on posting he won't fail
to finally get himself a date with a real live female
one score times a hundred, yes, it boggles up the mind
if you crunch the numbers right, then maybe you will find
there's no way you can catch him now, or even josh the jew
you'd have had to start posting in 1862.
(below: joey receives a congratulatory handshake from the "big man" in honor of his 6,000th post- 1944)
Outstanding Posting !!!!!
Top Notch ............... TOP NOTCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's what my little friends and myself running around the Plains of Nebraska with knickers on and stick ball bats in our hands used to call "Postin'!"
You're POSTIN' baby!
The Joey - As seen on the reality show "That's Postin'!", 10:00 PM CDT Sundays.
Please feel free to take the rest of the day off .
Flacky Carson
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| January 4th, 2006 02:39 PM |
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| jb |
This is a rule violation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Joey has said more in his 20k dump osts, then any of us here could say in a life time..he is a mordern day lenny Bruce or a current say Sarah Silverman.
http://2005.sxsw.com/video/movie_window.big.php?dir=2005_trailers&id=469&speed=hi
[Edited by jb] |
| January 4th, 2006 02:42 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
jb wrote:
This is a rule violation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Joey has said more in his 20k dump osts, then any of us here could say in a life time..he is a mordern day lenny Bruce or a current say Sarah Silverstone.
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[Edited by Joey] |
| January 4th, 2006 02:45 PM |
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| jb |
Whose the tough guy??? The tounge is beautiful!!! And how come I can't get the volume to work..she is really funny..and hot!!!!(for a jew). |
| January 4th, 2006 03:33 PM |
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| Starbuck |
joshie!
did i forget to congratulate you for 16,000?
speaking of hot jews....
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| January 4th, 2006 03:38 PM |
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| glencar |
The gent in the fedora is the esteemed Jack Abramoff, the jewish lobbyist who's about to take down DC, GOP & Dem alike. |
| January 4th, 2006 03:39 PM |
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| jb |
quote:
glencar wrote:
The gent in the fedora is the esteemed Jack Abramoff, the jewish lobbyist who's about to take down DC, GOP & Dem alike.
Iknew that!!!!!!!!!!!! More GOP'ers!!! |
| January 4th, 2006 03:43 PM |
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| glencar |
Your post above indicated that you IN FACT didn't know it! Are you lying now or were you lying then? |
| January 4th, 2006 04:23 PM |
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| jb |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Your post above indicated that you IN FACT didn't know it! Are you lying now or were you lying then?
I was lying then...just baiting...in fact, ask someone who sent them the picture!!!! I control most things that happen...I am in complete control!!! |
| January 4th, 2006 04:39 PM |
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| pdog |
It's better to regret something you have done, then something you haven't done!
And, when you see your Mom this weekend, be sure to tell her...
{{{SATAN!}}}
{{{SATAN!!}}}
{{{SATAN!!!}}}
"Butthole Surfers"
1986 |
| January 4th, 2006 05:07 PM |
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| Starbuck |
quote:
joshie spewed:
"I control most things that happen...I am in complete control!!!
oh joshie...you handle controls well, don't you??
(below: joshie's favorite control...the black one on the left....)
[Edited by Abe Vigoda]
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| January 4th, 2006 05:10 PM |
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| voodoopug |
excellent use of Abe Vigoda!! |
| January 4th, 2006 05:17 PM |
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| January 4th, 2006 05:29 PM |
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| Dick Bush |
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
oh joshie...you handle controls well, don't you??
(below: joshie's favorite control...the black one on the left....)
[Edited by Abe Vigoda]
Starfuck,
Would you please quit being a jerk? I have enough of your profanity!!
Push that stick where your mouth is!
http://i.pbase.com/o4/52/624852/1/54407532.starbuck.gif |
| January 4th, 2006 05:39 PM |
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| Starbuck |
dickie! (feej?)
don't you like abe vigoda egg salads? they are something else!
how about this one?
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| January 4th, 2006 05:44 PM |
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| Dick Bush |
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
Abe, I'm politely warning you:
DON'T YOU EVER TELL THAT AGAIN TO ME!! |
| January 4th, 2006 06:04 PM |
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| Starbuck |
Darkness read in dickie's post
about the rich boy lawyer host
The self made jew, the pug's yule log
Eclipses both roscoe and hogg,
To understand our pavlov's dog
There is no sense in trying.
Pointed threats while i am pissin'
joey remarks "end of transmission"
From work the omahaha clown
he posts maxlugar's name and town
without a doubt, he proves to warn
That he not busy reading porn
Is busy dying.
So don't fear if you hear
Me drinking up your beer
It's alright, dick, I'm only posting.....
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| January 4th, 2006 07:24 PM |
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| Taptrick |
......
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| January 5th, 2006 09:37 AM |
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| January 5th, 2006 09:47 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
Darkness read in dickie's post
about the rich boy lawyer host
The self made jew, the pug's yule log
Eclipses both roscoe and hogg,
To understand our pavlov's dog
There is no sense in trying.
Pointed threats while i am pissin'
joey remarks "end of transmission"
From work the omahaha clown
he posts maxlugar's name and town
without a doubt, he proves to warn
That he not busy reading porn
Is busy dying.
So don't fear if you hear
Me drinking up your beer
It's alright, dick, I'm only posting.....
Please Go Home (Jagger/Richards)
Please go home
Please go home
Well maybe I'm talkin to fast
But I won't be the first or the last
In the sea of the thousand you cast
C'mon please go home
I don't have to ask what you do
I just have to look to get you
Means nothing to me to get through
Please go home
I don't want to be on my own
Cause I can't talk much better alone
But I don't have to ring like a phone
Won't you please go home
Please go home
In some early part of your days
You were told of the devious ways
That you thought you could get without pay
Won't you please go home
You reach a state of your mind
Where it's madness to look and to find
Your false affections so kind
Please go home
Won't you please go home
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| January 5th, 2006 10:34 AM |
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| glencar |
Nasty lyrics! |
| January 5th, 2006 10:44 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Nasty lyrics!
W- W- W- What ?!?!
You want nasty ?!?!
You should see that Brown Stinky I just deposited in the Fifth Floor Mens Room ( NW Corner )
*** PHEW ****
Nasty ! ® |
| January 5th, 2006 10:44 AM |
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| glencar |
Mine beats it! |
| January 5th, 2006 10:52 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Mine beats it!
LOL what a fight guys!! 
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| January 5th, 2006 10:55 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
LOL what a fight guys!!
Now I got a Smelly Ass !!!!!!
Damn ...... and I just had these slacks dry cleaned
Stinky ! |
| January 5th, 2006 10:56 AM |
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| glencar |
"Slacks"? I haven't heard 'em called that since the early 70's! |
| January 5th, 2006 10:58 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
"Slacks"? I haven't heard 'em called that since the early 70's!
Funny !!!!!
You are much loved by The Kins !
Joeykins ! ®
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| January 5th, 2006 11:03 AM |
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| glencar |
See ya in 2 weeks outside MSG! |
