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Topic: 'Tis the Season!...............................................(NSC) Return to archive Page: 1 2
10th December 2007 10:49 AM
Blowey Sing everyone, SING!!!!

On the first day of Christmas,
my Man Love gave to me
A Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the second day of Christmas,
my Man Love gave to me
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the third day of Christmas,
my Man Love gave to me
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my Man Love sent to me
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my Man Love sent to me
Five Oscar Party’s- Weeee!!!,
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my Man Love sent to me
Six East German Studs,
Five Oscar Party’s- Weeee!!!,
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my Man Love sent to me
Seven “Friends” a-Lisping,
Six East German Studs,
Five Oscar Party’s- Weeee!!!,
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my Man Love sent to me
Eight Leather Chaps,
Seven “Friends” a-Lisping,
Six East German Studs,
Five Oscar Party’s- Weeee!!!,
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my Man Love gave to me
Nine Throbbing Inches,
Eight leather chaps,
Seven “Friends” a-Lisping,
Six East German Studs,
Five Oscar Party’s- Weeee!!!,
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my Man Love sent to me
Ten gay lords a-prancing,
Nine Throbbing Inches,
Eight leather chaps,
Seven “Friends” a-Lisping,
Six East German Studs,
Five Oscar Party’s- Weeee!!!,
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my Man Love sent to me
Eleven Bombay Safire Martini’s,
Ten gay lords a-prancing,
Nine Throbbing Inches,
Eight leather chaps,
Seven “Friends” a-Lisping,
Six East German Studs,
Five Oscar Party’s- Weeee!!!,
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Man Love gave to me
Twelve Clay Aiken CD’s,
Eleven Bombay Safire Martini’s,
Ten gay lords a-prancing,
Nine Throbbing Inches,
Eight leather chaps,
Seven “Friends” a-Lisping,
Six East German Studs,
Five Oscar Party’s- Weeee!!!,
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

Merry X-Mas, my Lil' Stonesicles!!!!!!...................

J.R. Blowing- Dallas, Tx.
10th December 2007 10:52 AM
Shmoey you are much loved by the Shmoey

come here for a nuzzle!

BEST MACCA YET!!!
10th December 2007 11:08 AM
gimmekeef I can hear Dino37 winding up now........
10th December 2007 11:10 AM
voodoopug
quote:
gimmekeef wrote:
I can hear Dino37 winding up now........



joey will not be pleased....I predict we will be seeing a Gary Coleman hands on the hips pic very soon!!
10th December 2007 11:12 AM
Shmoey
quote:
voodoopug wrote:


joey will not be pleased....I predict we will be seeing a Gary Coleman hands on the hips pic very soon!!



10th December 2007 11:16 AM
voodoopug
quote:
Shmoey wrote:






10th December 2007 11:59 AM
Joey
quote:
Blowey wrote:
Sing everyone, SING!!!!

On the first day of Christmas,
my Man Love gave to me
A Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the second day of Christmas,
my Man Love gave to me
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the third day of Christmas,
my Man Love gave to me
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my Man Love sent to me
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my Man Love sent to me
Five Oscar Party’s- Weeee!!!,
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my Man Love sent to me
Six East German Studs,
Five Oscar Party’s- Weeee!!!,
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my Man Love sent to me
Seven “Friends” a-Lisping,
Six East German Studs,
Five Oscar Party’s- Weeee!!!,
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my Man Love sent to me
Eight Leather Chaps,
Seven “Friends” a-Lisping,
Six East German Studs,
Five Oscar Party’s- Weeee!!!,
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my Man Love gave to me
Nine Throbbing Inches,
Eight leather chaps,
Seven “Friends” a-Lisping,
Six East German Studs,
Five Oscar Party’s- Weeee!!!,
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my Man Love sent to me
Ten gay lords a-prancing,
Nine Throbbing Inches,
Eight leather chaps,
Seven “Friends” a-Lisping,
Six East German Studs,
Five Oscar Party’s- Weeee!!!,
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my Man Love sent to me
Eleven Bombay Safire Martini’s,
Ten gay lords a-prancing,
Nine Throbbing Inches,
Eight leather chaps,
Seven “Friends” a-Lisping,
Six East German Studs,
Five Oscar Party’s- Weeee!!!,
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Man Love gave to me
Twelve Clay Aiken CD’s,
Eleven Bombay Safire Martini’s,
Ten gay lords a-prancing,
Nine Throbbing Inches,
Eight leather chaps,
Seven “Friends” a-Lisping,
Six East German Studs,
Five Oscar Party’s- Weeee!!!,
Four Cans of Crisco,
Three Anal Warts,
Two Lady Bic’s,
And a Hamster in my Poop Hole.

Merry X-Mas, my Lil' Stonesicles!!!!!!...................

J.R. Blowing- Dallas, Tx.




!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



10th December 2007 01:33 PM
Blowey
quote:
Shmoey wrote:







A full frontal Nuzzle is in your immeditate future my friend.

Blowey'kins!
10th December 2007 02:23 PM
Joey

Fiji ?!





10th December 2007 02:30 PM
Fiji Joe
quote:
Joey wrote:


Fiji ?!





10th December 2007 03:19 PM
Blowey
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:







Oh yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10th December 2007 03:21 PM
Some Guy
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:





would of been great if it was a fish.
10th December 2007 03:25 PM
pdog I don't know who wrote that song, but I plan on writing down the lyrics and singing it to all my gay friends, that is fucking pure genius and gold wrapped up in the little Joey smack down!

10th December 2007 03:28 PM
Blowey
quote:
pdog wrote:
I don't know who wrote that song, but I plan on writing down the lyrics and singing it to all my gay friends, that is fucking pure genius and gold wrapped up in the little Joey smack down!






You are LOVED by The Blowey!

L. Ron Blowhard!

10th December 2007 05:37 PM
pdog awwwww! Blowey got a man-crush on me!
10th December 2007 06:05 PM
Joey
quote:
Blowey wrote:



A full frontal Nuzzle is in your immeditate future my friend.

Blowey'kins!




***************** NEW MATERIAL ALERT !!! ************

A full frontal Nuzzle is in your immeditate future my friend.



************** NEW MATERIAL ALERT !!! ******************



Thanks Blowey ....




'kins , Est. 1999 and loved by everybody
10th December 2007 06:25 PM
pdog I'm speechless, did Joey just become Blowey's flamboyantly fagotty sidekick?
10th December 2007 06:28 PM
Some Guy
quote:
pdog wrote:
I'm speechless, did Joey just become Blowey's flamboyantly fagotty sidekick?


I laughed at that.
10th December 2007 06:31 PM
Ten Thousand Motels New material gets no respect.
No one gets it and noone else gives a fuck. Old recycled material with a bit differnt angle gets a few laughs.
10th December 2007 07:21 PM
Blowey
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
New material gets no respect.
No one gets it and noone else gives a fuck. Old recycled material with a bit differnt angle gets a few laughs.



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10th December 2007 07:28 PM
Fiji Joe
quote:
pdog wrote:
I'm speechless, did Joey just become Blowey's flamboyantly fagotty sidekick?



Oh no you didn't....
10th December 2007 08:31 PM
Blowey
quote:
pdog wrote:
I'm speechless, did Joey just become Blowey's flamboyantly fagotty sidekick?



I own the bitch!!!!.................

I keep his conscience right here. I carve out his thoughts for him. "Come on gorilla! We in Manilla!!!!!" Then I scoop some more out.



W.C. Blows ('Kins) Established relatively recently!
10th December 2007 08:39 PM
Some Guy Blowey is a lil' Christmas present to us all, God bless him.
10th December 2007 09:31 PM
pdog
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:


Oh no you didn't....



Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
10th December 2007 11:18 PM
voodoopug
quote:
pdog wrote:


Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket



BARNEGAT, N.J. - Police say white powder on an envelope triggered a hazmat scare in Barnegat.

A 32-year-old woman called 911 Friday evening complaining of breathing problems after noticing a white substance on a manila envelope delivered to her house.

The woman was taken by ambulance to Southern Ocean County Hospital in Manahawkin, and the Ocean County hazmat team was called in to determine what the substance was.

The answer: not anthrax, but rock salt.

Police say the envelope apparently picked up a coating from material spread after this week's snowfall.

The envelope contained small toy parts the family had ordered for Christmas.

The woman was examined and was expected to be released.
11th December 2007 12:26 AM
pdog Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
11th December 2007 07:58 AM
Blowey
quote:
voodoopug wrote:


BARNEGAT, N.J. - Police say white powder on an envelope triggered a hazmat scare in Barnegat.

A 32-year-old woman called 911 Friday evening complaining of breathing problems after noticing a white substance on a manila envelope delivered to her house.

The woman was taken by ambulance to Southern Ocean County Hospital in Manahawkin, and the Ocean County hazmat team was called in to determine what the substance was.

The answer: not anthrax, but rock salt.

Police say the envelope apparently picked up a coating from material spread after this week's snowfall.

The envelope contained small toy parts the family had ordered for Christmas.

The woman was examined and was expected to be released.




You make Blowey SNIGGLE!!!!...........................

Are we "Weeding" yet, Pugala?

Blowkins!
11th December 2007 08:34 AM
Shmoey good morning Poi Dawg

what are we drinking today?!?

is it 'the classics',
tell us, we got to knows!!!!

BEST MACCA YET!!!!
11th December 2007 09:19 AM
Blowey
quote:
Shmoey wrote:
good morning Poi Dawg

what are we drinking today?!?

is it 'the classics',




YES!!!! The CLASSICS!!!!

I hope so!............................................

Tell us P. Diggity!!!!

Yours,

Albert Blowstein. (Lil' Blowkins)
11th December 2007 10:26 AM
Joey
quote:
Blowey wrote:



YES!!!! The CLASSICS!!!!




A full frontal Nuzzle is in your immeditate future my friend.

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